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The kindergarten-ification of society

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So do people realize that we aren't building new train tracks when we expand the amteak network, I have multiple times seen people say that we shouldn't expand the network because it would destroy protected lands, which would be a fair criticism but Amtrak doesn't build new tracks, we use existing tracks. We are not destroying protected lands, we are using land that has already been clear for a century

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how dare dan and phil remember plot points from dan and phil. x/x

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FRESH GAMES VIDEO GUESS PHANS WORDS EXTRA FUNNY WATCH THANK @phordle

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dip and pip planning tit

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I have a theory that the little burn mark/red mark on Dan’s wrist is from hair straighteners. I reckon he’s straightened his hair for like a nostalgic photoshoot for the rebrand

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OH MY GOD

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good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

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Look at him just having the funniest of times.

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in love with the mental image of dan and phil trying for months to dm an inactive account and eventually giving up and going “fuck it, we’ll ask the stalker roombas” and we got them results in a few hours

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dan just casually reminding phil that he likes to look at him or whatever

bonus:

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What gets me about the Mastercard/Visa shit is this:

You are at the grocery store. You pick up a nice, girthy zucchini. You head over to the oils and pick up a thing of olive oil. Then a packet of condoms.

Satisfied with your selections, you head to the cashier. As you place the items on the conveyor, a voice shouts: "DON'T SELL THOSE! THAT'S GOING UP A BUTT!"

And then for some reason, the cashier agrees. Then the guy who shouted, this fuckass guy in a suit, marches up to the counter and starts demanding that the store never sell any vegetables that could be put up a butt. He starts out pointing at the zucchinis and cucumbers and carrots, but you heard what he said: he's effectively banning every vegetable, just enforcing it selectively.

You ask the cashier if he's corporate or something. The cashier says no. The manager? No. He works here at least? No.

Who the fuck is he, then?

Well, the cashier explains, he's the bank manager from the next street over. He's taken up a moral crusade against vegetables that might go into rectums and if they don't obey him, he won't take anyone's paychecks or any money from any store that opposes him. And his bank is the only bank in the region, so it'd be a huge hassle for the business and the employees.

And somehow this dumb fucking scenario is real.

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…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

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Dan and Phil: omg look at us pretending to be straight in this video, we wanted you to think we were manly and went to pubs and drank beer

(Meanwhile, in the video)

Dan, sarcastically: we're at the PUB where we obviously go ALL THE TIME because we are MEN

Phil: I got a raspberry beer :)

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hell yeah brother, trans rights