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THE👏MANDALORIAN👏IS👏NOT👏A👏BABYSITTER👏HE👏IS👏A👏HOT👏SINGLE👏DAD👏NOW

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All that money’s spent for improv classes and Mark has successfully achieved the lyrical prowess and graceful moves of Colin Mochrie

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watchd this movie today and im crying over this rn

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Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

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there are actors that people refer to as shapeshifters bc theyve played in so many movies in which they look nothing like their other parts and then. there’s michael sheen.

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u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

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When the gods send you a blessing, you don’t ask why it was sent

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honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

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flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

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Chris Evans helps Regina King up the stairs to the stage after her Oscars win

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