Kris | 25 (3/16) | Nonbinary | Aroace | Autistic | She/They | if I don't like your vibes I'll kill you with my laser beam (blocking and reporting you) | Discord: @krispykremedonuts | Twitter: @Krispytm | AO3: Krispytm | pfp drawn by me
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Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?
No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude
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What kind of posts would your character make on tumblr dot com?
#my OC Oleander would post gardening tips and tricks#and baking things#then he'd post the most heinous meme ever#then panic bc it was the wrong blog#then he'd gain an influx of followers who now see him as the funniest man ever when he just wants to garden#he'd then very shamefully direct them to his private alt account where he posts memes
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I love Gianni so much
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Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.
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Idk what painter did, but clearly thats not important
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the unhealthy fish/computer situationship is hilarious to me.
#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#sebastian solace#p.ai.nter pressure#sebpainter#I LOVE THIS MEME SO MUCH#I DON'T CARE IF Y'ALL DONT LIKE THIS SHIT#THIS IS FOR ME#I LOVE THESE FREAKS#also I need an excuse to imagine Sebastian kissing a screen
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The Wikipedia article for "wink" has four different images illustrating winking and they're all slightly oddball choices, they're all a bit wacky. Go check it out if that sounds like something you'd enjoy seeing. If I see anything else interesting I'll let you know.
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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any
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Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off
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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.
(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)
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Everyone: Please please please don't write your books in Google Docs. Frankly don't use Google Drive for personal stuff.
Their terms of service say they take down stuff like content related to terrorism and trafficking, but this Google Sheet was literally a list of movies I'd watched this year and books I'd read.
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