kristoff-the-hoovy

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reworkin this blog cus im bored

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it is good day to be not dead

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everybody in the club going yippee

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full of sandvich

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Hamburbur

hamborgar

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-he quickly starys leading you somewhere- You're coming with me, we're gonna build a lego death star together

uhm

c. can i hold your hand?

@heavy-pootimedes-guy

"P-POOTIMEDES!!! I... HOW COULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING!!" -blushing, sweating, smiling nervously- "G-GOTT!! I didn't know you were so.,. JAGHSDJAD-" -giggling nervously- "What if my heavy finds out I did something... I-I did something like this with you?! I... AGH FUCK IT!!" -He grabs your hand all nervously and shaking-

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"POOTIMEDES HELP ME THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR ME IDK WHAT TO DO" -sobbing-

[ @ask-the-heavyfucker ]

"What's going on? Did our other heavy finally admit that he's jealous?"

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(LMAO I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS WASNT MY MAIN😭)

heb,..,.

heagby.,.,,.,.

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heb,..,.

heagby.,.,,.,.

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"...Is that a yes?" /j

woe

sandvich be upon ye

"I!-"

-GASPS AND STARTS JUMPING AND GIGGLING- "OH MY GOD POOTIMEDES!!! I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, I-!" -crying of happines- "I WASN'T READY TO GET MARRIED SO SOON!!" -high pitched scream- "I! I! OH DE...ar... gott-!" -while smiling dumbly, he quickly faints. falls down on the floor like a wooden plant-

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"Oh pootimedes... you're the only one that matches my freak..." -sobs gayly-

[ @ask-the-heavyfucker ]

honestly even saying that is a bit of a stretch, but i guess i'm the closest you can get -w-

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I WANNA DRAW HEAVY HOLDING MY HAND

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many thanks :D (gay ass camera shake nod)

chews you hat chews your shoulder chews your hand chews your

SOMEONE- OW- COME GET YOUR FUCKING DOG

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MEDICCC

chews you hat chews your shoulder chews your hand chews your

SOMEONE- OW- COME GET YOUR FUCKING DOG

[kristoff-the-hoovy]

chews you hat chews your shoulder chews your hand chews your

SOMEONE- OW- COME GET YOUR FUCKING DOG

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AGH SHIT-

Hey there, so you're the heavy our medic keeps yapping about.

@heavy-pootimedes-guy

"YOU!!! IT'S YOU!!! HE HASN'T SHUT UP ABOUT YOU FOR MONTHS!!!"

"You're that pootimedes guy, right?? It's nice to meet you I guess but PLEASE GET HIM AWAY FROM ME-"

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jeez, i'm trying, ok? also, probably not a surprise, but he talks a lot about you too around me. to keep him away from you, i might as well keep him on a lea- aand he's right behind me, isn't he?

Hey there, so you're the heavy our medic keeps yapping about.

@heavy-pootimedes-guy

"YOU!!! IT'S YOU!!! HE HASN'T SHUT UP ABOUT YOU FOR MONTHS!!!"

"You're that pootimedes guy, right?? It's nice to meet you I guess but PLEASE GET HIM AWAY FROM ME-"