"Who's been drawing dicks?!"Glass || He/Him || 25Full-time sarcastic asshole.
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embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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every morning I wake up and my boner is facing true north
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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable
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Another banger from the "we can always tell" crowd 💀
(for those who don't get it: the picture is of MatPat, a cis man)
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I (a baptised catholic) lost my virginity to a satanist the night before Pope Francis died. I fear this may be my fault.
noooooo that's so funny! It was definitely you
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