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genuinely think i might stop reading the news entirely. this is so dire

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3x21 & 4x16

Faith (in Buffy’s body) states that “Faith’s” arrest was “poetic justice.” This references Faith and Buffy’s confrontation in “Graduation Day, Part One,” in which Buffy states that sacrificing Faith’s blood as a cure for Angel would be “poetic justice,” as Faith was the one who poisoned him. (x)

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Time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.

A tribute to "Time's Arrow", one of the best episodes of BoJack Horseman.

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JENNA COLEMAN (April 27, 1986)

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I don't just want him to lose the election I want him to die

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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

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no im not even kidding ive just seen a TikTok that appears to reason that Jaime and Brienne are sexually attracted to each other but in a platonic way. that they are into each other but incompatible with intimacy it would be wrong for them. they are a romantic beauty and the best but in a platonic way. DO YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW RIDICULOUS YOU SOUND I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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I’ve lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone

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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

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He faked cancer, he's been shot robbing his own bar, he's been arrested for arson, he bit open the jugular of a mall Santa in an attempt to kill, he kidnapped a bar critic with a hammer in a fit of rage, he gifted a woman a box of spiders and a man a box of hornets, he tried to chuck a woman out a window, he beat up a group of children for stealing his friend's bike (and might have killed a kid). He lives in a filthy one-room apartment with a rich old man and they keep cans of piss stored in every corner, because he boarded up the bathroom (toilet is noisy) and the bedroom (rooms behind other rooms are creepy). He can't read or write, but he's insistent on writing speeches and signing contracts. He makes up songs in fits of anger and to release his trauma when he's high, he created a play about his CSA, but it was actually just a cover for a marriage proposal to a woman he's stalked for a decade, and he continues to stalk her for another decade. He's an alcoholic janitor who huffs chemicals daily, and he'd happily skin someone alive while hallucinating, just as easily as he cut open his own arm in an attempt to win a made-up game.

He is a terrible man