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Me? Back to shit post on tumblr? More likely than you'd think

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Literally why the fuck did tumblr change my profile picture and background and say I have sensitive content??? What the hell tumblr?

What's sEnSiTiVe on here. I post about a video game.

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Shout out 2 trans kids who have to deal with hearing their birth name & being called the wrong pronouns this holiday season stay strong

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we need to change the part of the history where yt ppl are given credit for “discovering” things that were never lost and were known by the indigenous ppl in the first place 

also they need to change the name officially 👌🏾

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Holy crap, theres 300 of you now! 😳 That's a lot of people. And I'm so happy that every single one of you are here omg 💖

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The devil, holding Lucio hostage: Give me $10,000 and I'll give him back.

Lucio, offended: You think I’m only worth $10,000?!

The devil: What?

Lucio: Give me that! *takes megaphone*

Lucio: MAKE IT ONE BILLION DOLLARS-

MC, outside: LUCIO, SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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Julian: 'Sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired'. Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'.

Muriel: I'm so sleepy of your shit.

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Lucio [looking at MC]: They could murder me and I’d thank them for it.

Asra [hearing it for the 543rd time]: I’d thank MC, too.

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(This isn't mine, I found it on pinterest)

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Lucio: My dick has a lot in common with the sun

Asra: Nobody likes looking at it directly?

Julian: It gives people diseases?

Portia: Direct exposure can lead to chemical burns?

Lucio: Woah guys

Muriel: It rises at the crack of dawn?

Nadia: It needs to stay fuckin much away from me?

Julian: No one will ever touch it?

Lucio: GUYS

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Muriel: I’m a moderate and peaceful man.

Asra: Just yesterday you threw a chair at Julian.

Muriel: Which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching at the asshole.

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The Main 6 as TikTok trends bc why not

Asra: Dancing to Savage by Megan Thee Stallion and any other tiktok dances

Nadia: Fashion, hair, makeup tiktok to trending songs

Julian: Twerking on beat to Bella’s Lullaby from Twilight and constantly doing the ”i’m shy” meme

Muriel: Arts and crafts tiktoks set to calm music

Portia: Animal Crossing tiktoks, screaming at the “ugly” villagers moving in

Lucio: Those annoying and obviously fake “scary” tiktoks that end on a cliffhanger and says “follow for part two” or saying there’s a secret behind the follow button (+)

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Pretty sure it’s been done a billion times already but here we go ~ my Kusco AU version :’)

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I want to post some writing & fanfics but I feel like a fool doing that and I don't want to embarrass myself because some of my friends follow this account and I'm scared of being judged

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You don’t have to respect your elders when you’re taller than them! That’s the rule! :D

From this post here.

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For art reference, everyone *I tip my hat*