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seduce me with ur history knowledge 

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Streaming a speedpaint on twitch!

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OH!!!! OOOOH! I never win anything this is so cool!!! Thanks guys!!!

Game Giveaway Results

Congratulations to Kryshv for winning our game giveaway! Thank you to everyone who participated, we will definitely do more in the future!

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Game Giveaway!

We have a few spare codes for The Elder Scrolls Online, and we want to give them back to the community! To be entered for a chance to win one, simply reblog this post. The winner will be chosen on Sunday.

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W H Y T H E H E C K

That literal moment in which he realises ‘oh shit, i gotta let her go’

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a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic

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Can't wait to get this game! I had no idea Loish did concept art for them! I love her!

some concept art i created for Guerrilla Games, of Aloy from Horizon: Zero Dawn. it was awesome working in their team and under very inspiring direction. this is a gif from a featurette about the game, watch the whole thing here -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw5JnhbG558&t=1s

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thoughts on the Elder Scrolls races

NORDS:

 V I K I N G S

probably eat nails for breakfast

without milk

seriously though these guys have some issues with people drinking milk

their fashion sense is basically strapping as many dead animals to themselves as they can

punch each other for funsies

resolve polictical conflict by via shouting contest

ALTMER:

commonly called high elves because they’re so fucking tall

fab

superiority complex

do not engage in magical combat with them because you will lose

will not rest until they have complained about everything

BOSMER:

smol

chillest of the elven races

outdoor enthusiasts

archery skills to rival legolas

won’t eat their vegetables

KHAJIIT:

furry

Khajiit likes to speak about themselves in 3rd person

nomads

it’s not breaking the law if no one sees you doing it

their hands are their weapons. no seriously they got claws

their king is chosen by the moons. I’m serious

IMPERIALS:

like building empires

not very good at running empires

rich bitches

still sad because they lost sir patrick steward and his son sean bean

slapfights with the altmer 24/7

longing for the day when they will get their shit together

DUNMER:

Edgelords™

their eyes are red their skin is blue they’ll probably set fire to you

ghost whisperer(s)

their gods tend to hold grudges

seriously dont piss of their gods they will fuck you over

kind of in a bad place after most of their homeland literally exploded

BRETONS:

politics

will sell you for one cornchip

kind of the elves’ unwanted bastard child

secretly really good at magic

don’t like their rural cousins in the Reach very much

REDGUARDS:

will knock you on your butt

P I R A T E S

What’s that? You wanna invade their homeland? I’m sorry your authority isn’t recognized in Fort Kickass

wanna see a magic trick?

no

no they don’t

ARGONIANS:

lizard

can breathe underwater

history of getting fucked over by the dunmer

tree huggers

i still dont understand why their women got tiddies. but they do

maids: lusty

ORISMER:

mean green killing machines

literally trained from birth to hand your ass to you

isolate themselves a ot

not that they have to try because they get shit from literally everyone

master smiths

their god may be a bit of a dick sometimes but he looks out for his people

resting bitchface

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New Pattern in my shop: No Shepard Without Vakarian, for those of us out there who just love the Shakarian romance from Mass Effect. :)

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Do you want to date Cillian?

Alright so this beautiful, adorable cinnamon roll is just waiting for his chance to romance you. Right now the original game Mystic Destinies: Serendipity of Aeons has reached its half way mark in releasing the FIVE completely separate stories with Shinji’s route releasing just a few days ago~ If you enjoy complex storytelling and intricate worlds then this is a game for you. Additionally the art is beautiful. JUST. LOOK. AT. IT. With this happening @aeondreamstudios is taking the chance to introduce their kickstarter in order to help fund a DELUXE version with bonus content. Additionally one of the stretch goals includes a brand new game ECHOES.

This game gives you a chance to romance different characters that showed up in the MDSOA routes for Shinji, Tatsuya, Shou, Takumi and Hikaru. Including the adorably blushing Cillian above. If you want more games from this group and you want to seduce and romance Cillian please help support the kickstarter so that we can reach that stretch goal!!!

CLICK HERE 

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New upload! Enjoy your day!

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Have a bub relaxing by a fire!

Aw yeah, BUB’s new Magical Yule Log Video is up, HERE. 

Pop it onto your widescreen and POOF you’ve got your very own BUB, and very your very own fireplace, in your very own home. 

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I fucked up bad you guys!

Enjoy this video of me playing Mystic Destinies! I’m having so much fun with this series!

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I just spit my drink out over my monitor. Ethan is a national fucking treasure. 

How can I get my parents to let me go to your meet up in Maine ?

Tell them you have a chance to meet a real live smurf