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The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.
Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand
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Brutalism haters will say "Top 10 worst most evil buildings in the world, signs that humanity is doomed and a dystopian apocalypse is upon us lest by the Lord's mercy they all be demolished" and then show you 10 of the most gorgeous badass buildings you've ever seen in your life. every time
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Wow I miss them*
*OCs that only exist in my brain at all times and nowhere else
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HIM AGAIN! i havent posted art in so long.. i truly meant to post more after that comic and i HAVE drawn him more since then, its just that none of it was objectum.. and i wanted to wait til i redesigned her to post again AND I FINALLY DID! 2 weeks ago but BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!
i got so much positive feedback on the comic post it was so awesome thanks guyth.. now you get to see my freak In Color!! woohoo
sylvester is my fav oc ever and i have so much to share about her ask me literally anything. i may make textposts here and there talking about him more..... if anybody even cares.......
i dont remember what i even said in my other post about him. uurgeh uhm. yeah whatever ask anything bleh
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Lemonade Stand on an apple//e (SOURCE)
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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
#sylvester ass post#and no she's not the concrete guy shes the one saying the twin towers are boring#kinda sucks for me though bc everytime i draw the bigtall buildings he loves they just look like that but thats bc i cant draw buildings.#ill do them justice in a real drawing someday#oc: sylvester
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s
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oh its not a cinder brick?!
nope, it isn't! it is a 3ds
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kind of perverted that microwave will spin your food for you. showing you all its angles for your freakish lustful gaze
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