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free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared

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Tumblr’s horniness for Brian Murphy has reached an all-time high. We saw similar levels with the emergence of Big Barry Syx and later with the introduction of the “Quangle Flex” and Rolling Stone photoshoot, but this occurrence of Murph-Provoked Horniness (MPH) has reached greater prevalence in the community and greater speeds, topping speeds of 100 MPH.

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pappy’s rules:

life is for livin’ (moved from three to one)

sunsets are non negotiable

when you die, you’re dead

move your body every day

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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

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Art by Chloe’s arts

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this is the entire kei lumennura arc right?

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zac oyama is the funniest man alive

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He knew Olethras fan number and her specimen and told her she doesn't have to be cool!! I love him I love him so much

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zac playing a japanese cowboy is giving me clear skin and good digestion

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ally beardsley is playing PC gender identity bingo against themself and they are winning

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Diversity win! The morally-bankrupt millionaire who is sending his seven -well sons to repossess every penny of a presumed-dead woman’s legacy DOES respect trans people

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i thought "well theyre not that incomprehensible" and then i scrolled down for One Second

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you guys aren't ready for the depths of inappropriate age gap yaoi that I'm willing to plunder. yuri too. these are some of the hottest characters ever debuted on D20 you'd better believe that I'm scheming + plotting

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murph playing a canonically charismatic character WHILE the hottest he's ever looked is doing dangerous things to my physiology

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honestly I've been thinking about this again and now I'm freshly pissed off. I will not hide in the tags anymore!!! I was right!!!!!!!

People saying Helly should have pushed Mark through the door as if that wouldn't be. Killing her boyfriend. Why would she do that (kill her boyfriend)? That's the boyfriend killer.

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don't talk to me about long-distance friendships. I will cry.

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PLEASE GOD LET MURPH BE PLAYING A RICH LITTLE ASSHOLE AGAIN. NEPO BABY. REN HIGHPEARL, GERARD OF GREENLEIGH. PLEASE HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY WHEN HE DOES THAT