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Happy Valentine's Day from your favorite Wacky Woohoo Pizza Man!

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Happy Valentine's Day

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saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

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My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?

Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in

My wife: What does that mean

Me: This

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*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

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"to get treatment for adhd you (person with untreated adhd) need to schedule and then show up for several appointments" is the kind of shit the greek gods would inflict on a guy who ate his son

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

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based on a real life convo !

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i don't care what counts as tasteful tummyposting i just want people to be horny about me

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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.

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Guards! Commence the cuddle pile!

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The Markup Sticker is a humorous item from Super Mario Party Jamboree that can be used on a player to double the price that player must pay for Stars and items on the next turn, suggesting that shops all collude to gouge that specific player on that turn.

However, the internal name for that item is even more humorous, whereby it is called "inflation". This suggests that instead of the prices simply being marked up as a malicious sales tactic, that player is hit with a localized instance of economic inflation instead.

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