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y'all, I am sorry to say that despite my best efforts SDC will not be here in time for the WoWiversary, but I will be putting it out as close to the day itself as possible

Update on Seven Day Ceasefire: part 6 out of 9 is done! Only three more to go! I think we might make it in time for the WoWiversary, y'all :D

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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

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Listening to the LoliRock official music videos while writing the blorbos recounting their traumatized backstories before they go to war another day is a vibe actually

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Update on Seven Day Ceasefire: part 6 out of 9 is done! Only three more to go! I think we might make it in time for the WoWiversary, y'all :D

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I wish everyone who was ever into knock down drag out fandom fights would direct all that energy towards their city council, I feel like that would transform society overnight.

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

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Only July 22, 2025, Wagers of War will officially be 1 year old (yay!).

In light of Wagers of War turning 1 and the fact that I am novelizing part of Wagers of War into a story called The Seven Day Ceasefire detailing the first seven days of an invasion from the eyes of a man whose biggest secret involves their greatest enemy, I am doing my best to finish it up and get it out before July 22! If you're a fan of Wagers of War, please watch out for it.

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the cyanide pill is strawberry flavored so you get a little treat before you kick it

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

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the odd one out

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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

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has any aph artist looked at the blocks and you're just staring like how the hell do I translate this into a design?

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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

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i didn’t mean to stop writing i just opened a new tab and never returned

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I've hit the stage in my worldbuilding where all I am thinking of is the unexplored tedium of knowledge that 90% of my characters don't have because of their social standing, like how Tu'la is known in most over regions for being an inhospitable war country that is only not conquering everyone else because they hate themselves so much that every clan is warring with all the others so they don't have the time for world domination, but their main exports are dyes and cloth (and also slaves but only on a technicality involving a whole thing in the legality of slavery inter-regionally because it's outlawed and underground in one place but incredibly common practice and all above board in another).