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extendable oarfish discord emojis please use it it's worth the 5 emoji slots it takes up

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if you're making ageless/long lifespan characters the objectively funniest age for them to be is like, 42

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most obvious example of something creepy + wet is not any kind of Creature or Monster it is in fact . vegetable you forgot about in the fridge

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Arapaima (Arapaima gigas) skin detail

Photos by Pete Oxford

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Mae West’s fur lined black velvet gown designed by Schiaparelli for “Every Day’s a Holiday” (1937)

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Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over

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"What does Urgathoa require of her followers?" "To enjoy. To taste exquisite dishes, to feel the lover's caress, and drink the enemy's suffering. A wonderful religious obligation, isn't it?"

Another ✨immaculate ✨commission by @aevari, this time for Leonelle and Jaethal. Leonelle might have fumbled her active romances in Kingmaker, but in a truly legendary move, bagged the now-mortal-again milf after a bodysnatching ritual in the epilogue. Thank you so much again, Aev, it was a delight to work with you as always (and ilu for making Jaethal Big.. thank you for my life...)

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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

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i think butter is a better bagel topping than cream cheese. there. i said it.

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Slight design alteration with the decision of giving my boy a few more years! Not much changes, but he is officially lightly salted now, feat Vio and Balthazar getting a lore drop

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Art by Toshiaki Kato

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Garleans think they're so cool but they've got names like Penis las Vegas

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Meg and Mari | Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising

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steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)