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Kalego: Would it make you feel better if Allocer's thrown in detention?

Jazz: It would.

Allocer: It would make me feel better if HE were thrown in detention!

Kalego: Oh, don't worry. You'll both be going.

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Jazz: Hey guys - why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing a game?

Lied: Yeah, we're playing "we saw a big-ass spider and don't know where it went"

Jazz: *scrambles onto a chair*

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Allocer: *reading a forgiveness note* "I forgive you for ruining every single movie we’ve ever seen together." How do I ruin every single movie?

Jazz: Read my note.

Allocer: “I forgive you for figuring out the end of every movie and shouting it out before it happens.”

Jazz: Because, see, we don’t want to know.

Allocer: I just want to share my abilities with my friends.

Kerori: We don’t want your abilities.

Lied: Your abilities make us want to hurt you.

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me when

me when him 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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I LOVE JAZZ AND HIS SMALL ASS FAMILIAR

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iruma kun hcs because im bored

ok so lets get one thing out of the way: sabnock and balam are autistic. there is no going around that.

clara is aroace bc i said so, she also has ADHD and dyslexia, everything is the same for iruma

shax lied, elizabeta, purson, krocell (is that how you spell her name ??? ) and gaap are trans

asmodeous? def has some sort of daddy issues, i dont make the rules, well actually i do, and as rule maker i say that he most def has daddy issues

and lets get the canon out of the way: opera is confirmed to be gender queer as in this pannel shows

now lets get onto scenario headcanons:

asmodeous often re-writes things such as books, online articles, and sometimes school documents that are too hard for iruma and/or clara to read, balam sensei does the same (not just for iruma and clara, but any student who needs so) balam also sometimes asks asmodeous to help him with rewrites, its a very wholesome student-teacher bonding time for the 2

shax loves vocaloids (his favs are len, rin, and meiko) and because of this andro has jokingly bought shax a miku binder, and it has unironicly became his fav binder

balams office is a safe space for the misfits class, whether it be to calm down from a meltdown, to just talk (balam is a very good listener), or to study for a test.

kalego has neurodivergent friendly copies for his class, written/edited by balam himself (why do i hc that these characters need seperate copies from the rest of the school? bc i have autism and dyslexia and i really wish there were seperate copies so i could understand the material better T-T)

anyways thats all i got atm, but enjoy :D

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ジャズくん rkgk

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fuck andro m. rock we all hate andro m. rock

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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#47 SECURITY!!!

FurFur:....

Jazz & Allocer*Arms crossed*...

Patrons & Workers of the casino quietly watch this turn of events between Furfur and the two students...This has been a thing every time Furfur came to check on them and after the two failed his test...furfur was also put in a test that he failed everytime...

FurFur: Can I have your "Mother" Phone number?

Jazz & Allocer*Arms crossed, They would first rather have kalego's giant Cerberus eat them than hand him your phone number* NO

FurFur*Holding a giant bag of jewels and old books as a bribe*Can I have your "Mother" Phone number?~

Jazz & Allocer*Arms crossed, hard stares at him*NO

FurFur: Do you two say anything else but no?

Jazz & Allocer*Both smile at him*Try askin' again!~

FurFur*Execitedly slams his hands on the table*CAN I YOUR "MOTHER" PHONE NUMBER!?

Jazz & Allocer*Smile maliciously as they have been ringing under the table for security *NO~

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Lied: I will put my "A" down to make "A".

Soi: I will add to your "A" to make "AT".

Jazz: I will add to your "AT" to make "RAT".

Allocer: I will add to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC".

Sabro: *flips the board*

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Allocer: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Jazz: Thank you.

Allocer: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Jazz: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny!

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Jazz: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Allocer, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Jazz:

Jazz: A fsh...

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Allocer: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that we insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Jazz:

Lied:

Kamui:

Everyone else at Allocer's surprise birthday party:

Goemon: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first...

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Elizabetta: Merry Christmas, everyone! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!

Allocer: Merry crisis.

Jazz: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Lied: Hoe hoe hoe.

Elizabetta: Guys, please...

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Opera is so real

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Kalego: I don't have favorites, but I do have a least favorite and it's Robin.

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Dali: How many kids do you have?

Kalego: Yes.