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Evening dress, 1894.

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r/Saunan helmiä taas jaossa:

(kuvat täältä)

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Minä: "se ois 32 euroa"

Asiakas: "ei ole. Se on 31,99"

Minä: "ja näin ole hyvä"

Asiakas: "yritän olla kjeh khej"

Minä: "olisitko kuittia tarvinnut?"

Asiakas: "saako verovähennystä hehheh"

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Suomi tunnustaa Palestiinan JA päästään eroon hallituksesta??? Don't threaten me with a good time

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Nuuskamuikkunen couldn’t care less.

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Sinä ja minä liikennevaloissa

Sinä ja minä peräänajossa

Sinä ja minä ensiavussa

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Remember to check on your fellow metalheads.

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God forbid women do anything

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Translation: "If you don't have the balls to be a lesbian then don't be one"

Never forget the time Yle accidentally put wrong subtitles for a moomins episode

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Europe (yur·uhp) is an exotic peninsula in the extreme westernmost reaches of Asia with many fascinating cultures and landscapes and home to many of the world's last remaining feudal kingdoms, offering a glimpse back into a more simplistic way of living.

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Kaikki on kuullu unalivesta, mut entäs sit tää:

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If you want to make your backyard a safe haven for lesser dragons, you must keep a close eye on your pets. While it is unlikely that a curious kitten will be able to cause a dragon physical harm, the egos of these small wyrms are as fragile as they are beautiful.

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When the 'save' button doesn't take me directly to my files

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I thought your icon was marilyn monroe, i am now being forced to get glasses

LMFAAOOOOOOO????? Either the Morso got WAY cuntier the last time I looked or Marilyn Monroe has not aged well. Which would be perfectly understandable on account of her being dead and all..