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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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don't go wasting your emotion lay all your love on me don't go sharing your devotion lay all your love on me what's not clicking

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RESPECT TO THIS MAN.

HE DIDN'T JUST GRANT KRIST AND SINGTO'S CHARACTERS THEIR MARRIAGE LICENSE. HE GRANTED KRIST AND SINGTO THEIR CAREERS. HE GRANTED ALL OF US BL. THAT MAN IS DIRECTOR LIT PHADUNG. HE DIRECTED AND COWROTE THE SCREENPLAY FOR SOTUS & SOTUS S. HE HELPED LAUNCH DAOUOFFROAD WITH LOVE IN TRANSLATION AND YINWAR IN LOVE MECHANICS AMONG OTHERS. ON A SHOESTRING BUDGET, HE LAID THE FOUNDATIONS FOR THE BL INDUSTRY AND ITS MASSIVE CULTURAL AND POLITICAL IMPACT. AFTER MARRIAGE EQUALITY'S LEGALIZATION, FEW DIRECTORS DESERVE TO HAND OUT THE FIRST GAY MARRIAGE LICENSE DEPICTED IN BL HISTORY AS MUCH AS HE DOES.

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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

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on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

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its so easy to imagine yaoi with my beautiful mind #yaoi #mybeautifulmind

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woke up dehydrated and deliriously thought "i need to call my senator about this." notably im not american i don't have a senator but even if i did what's he gonna do, deliver fresh water straight to my mouth? make the sun be less warm?

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Battle of submission

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congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever