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thankfully i believe Canada doesn’t hate our people enough to agree to this. However this should be viewed as what it is: an attack on the health of Americans and our wildlife. how stupid do you have to be? this is not offering sanctuary to animals. the strain of bird flu they carry is incurable at this time and highly transmissible.

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just tripped up the stairs peace sign emoji hashtag living the life hashtag ow

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the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch

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the thing about small talk is that it's literally fun

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Cursed to be stuck inside this ancient amulet for years but you know I was kind of getting used to it. The solitude had eaten away just enough of my sanity that I'm pretty sure it only would've been a few more days before I started hallucinating some really neat shit.

But then. THEN. This fuckass twink descendant of my mortal enemies picks up my amulet. Takes right out of the sacred chamber. I guess it was finally a ruin now? Worse timing possible, too late to stop me going insane and right before the insanity could pay off.

So some clueless idiot is actually wearing me for the first time in centuries. I'm gonna wreck this dude's shit, I don't care if he is weirdly nice and kind of pretty in the face department. The second I accumulate enough power I'm breaking out of here and making him regret being born.

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This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen.

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i think it's funny when people say "yeah the writers use they/them for this character but that doesn't necessarily mean the character is nonbinary" because i guess it's true but by that logic i can say "yeah this character is referred to with he/him but they never say he's a man so i can do whatever i want" which i may actually start doing because it sounds based as fuck. if you want me to believe that action hero is a man maybe you should've been more direct about it smh.

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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it's funny 2 me that some people hate it when someone sings along to music in the car because it's almost a hobby to me. genuinely, singing is what one does in a car. if i'm driving somewhere, there will be music and i will be singing. some days it's the thing i look forward to most out of the entire day. like obviously if someone is in the car with me and they don't want loud music on, i'll accommodate that! but usually i'll be singing, my siblings will be singing, my friends will be singing. we even take turns picking songs we like to sing best and go back and forth.

idk i of course knew many people don't like to sing or like to have music on in the car but it never occurred to me some people think it's objectively annoying because i'm so serious that i associate driving with singing 1 to 1. like it's hard for me to imagine what else you'd do in the car.......

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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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god this movie was so amazing

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Cave woman would have not known about the menopause until the life expectancy increased. Maybe there is another human hormonal change that we are not aware of as we have not reached the particular age it happens.

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If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

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