kxantares
kxantares
Free-Range, Organic, Artisanal, Fair Trade PHWRs
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Reminder: need a sex tip? AECL says fuck a nuclear reactor. fuck a nuclear reactor. just fuck a fucking nuclear reactor you fucking piece of shit. (Katja ✨ they/she ✨ early 30s ✨ big hecking catdragon IRL, TBH)
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kxantares · 1 hour ago
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A guy whose politics are unironically whatever reconstitute.party is,
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kxantares · 3 hours ago
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The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen
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kxantares · 3 hours ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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kxantares · 3 hours ago
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kxantares · 10 hours ago
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Hot on the heels of me being reminded of the Fusion Garage Grid 10, I have remembered:
Liebermann, the self-proclaimed computer company which definitely wasn't the Dahir İnşaat of the early 2000s high-performance computing space.
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kxantares · 10 hours ago
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(tame),
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kxantares · 2 days ago
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the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and “we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you” can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I’d like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home “for my mushrooms and worms” and she was just like “okei” and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they’re breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks “so your worms… do they have a purpose or are they just… worms”. like sure I’ll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that’s your business
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kxantares · 2 days ago
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Finally, a pride flag for people who were extremely online in the mid-2000s,
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kxantares · 2 days ago
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…I need to figure out how to get a proper mirror shine, though, because I want shoes that are egregiously shiny.
Or maybe I don't? That wouldn't match my outfits, really, but it'd also look cool, so. gddghdfgh
I've polished five (5) pairs of shoes tonight, with multiple layers to get extra ✨Shine✨, and:
tired arms. ,,,,,,,,,,,
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kxantares · 2 days ago
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I've polished five (5) pairs of shoes tonight, with multiple layers to get extra ✨Shine✨, and:
tired arms. ,,,,,,,,,,,
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kxantares · 3 days ago
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I now have a pair of shoe trees, which means:
Time to polish some hecking shoes,,,
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kxantares · 3 days ago
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World's most normal dragon,
(Also: bonus foxdeer maw!!)
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kxantares · 3 days ago
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You should: DM me,
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kxantares · 3 days ago
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"living suit" that's almost a metre taller, and probably 30 to 40 times heavier, than you,
(It's a suspiciously lifelike, shockingly plushy 🐈🐉 "fursuit".
There is no Blue Goop™ visible inside it, obviously.)
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kxantares · 3 days ago
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Hm. I'm starting to consider, like, ways of making my body and facial hair lighter/less dense? Not even to get totally rid of it, but just so it's, like, less. aaaaa
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World's most normal dragon,
(Also: bonus foxdeer maw!!)
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kxantares · 3 days ago
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When you grow out your hair, your hair grows out. Fucked up but true. 🤷
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