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y'all see this right???

Springfield~Diversity is our strength, right~?

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this hit me in the happy grinch heart.. because onion(s)... and because I elicited a hearty "Ha" aloud.

I giggled

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Thought for food; spelling is important and tags are good.

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its my day off, so please stfu...

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*a FLORIDA MAN walks by loudly humming to the tune of, "meet me in the afterglow.."

you knew what you wanted and boy, you got her 😏brand new, full throttle 💪 you already know, babe, you already know, babeee🥺 ......you can beat the heat 🔥🔥 (WHAT?? 🤯)

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Oh child, there are many ways to be an outlaw without actually resorting to criminality.

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not for nothing, but make sure you're staying extra hydrated if your truly eating that much fried-in-oil foods... after all menses takes muscle, and your muscles will cramp if enough water isn't available to move as fluidly... besides that oil and water repel each other, you really want as much water to be retained as needed, and extra oils taken internally will actually work counter and push water out... j/s. 👍 I don't want you to be hurting, and as with all things- if you put 'garbage in' what you usually get is 'garbage out' or in this case a more hellish period... tmyk <3

Some lunches from this week, because I have a period from hell and don’t care about anything

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🗝 to my heart: kisses

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God... I need my wife. I am so frustrated and The Horny(tm) won't stop. I need my wife to have my helper, my lover, my partner with whom I am to become one flesh -until the end of my days. I don't want to be a sinner, but I am being tempted from every side, and all I can think about is finding MY Wife and actively circumventing the urge to go out and be a wretched fornicator, in all sorts of other, unseemly ways -just to crack a nut or two....

*sigh*

Lord I pray your judgment is Swift and True and you send her to me with haste, that within a fortnight [she] will rest at home in my arms, in the safety and comfort of this born-again heart, in Jesus' Almighty and Loving name, amen. 🙏

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-and I felt that

wow i thought my anons where weird what happened

I made a mild reference to how my mother is abusive and I stood up to her and apparently this means I hate women and also it’s secretly my fault she abused me or something. Idk. I think this person just has a crush on me and this is their weird way of showing it.

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match my freak?? How about you match my emotional intelligence, my understanding and considerate nature ?? That'd be cool.

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what an empty-headed thing to say.

go smoke another one breaux!

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ENABLER(s) are associates and/or accomplices.

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There's only so much One can give...

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