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TOBY FOX FOLLOWS YOU??

who

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Working on rebuilding my website and there's a bunch of art I've never shared that I'm rediscovering- I still like these character designs! I can't decide if they're robots...? girls...? I think of them kind of like "sisters" in the same "operating system"?? figuring this stuff out is fun!

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.

I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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please please please post the “Jevil imprisonment” comic here. i’ll always be on your side if you do. always

Im putting all the responsisbility on you anon

Og post

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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I do not AI WRITE, I do not AI DRAW, I do not listen to AI MUSIC and if it isn’t created by someone IT IS NOT ART.

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true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

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Kirby Air Riders is now also rated Fear

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AI industry groups are urging an appeals court to block what they say is the largest copyright class action ever certified. They’ve warned that a single lawsuit raised by three authors over Anthropic’s AI training now threatens to “financially ruin” the entire AI industry if up to 7 million claimants end up joining the litigation and forcing a settlement.

well…darn

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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Susie's idea

[ID: a Deltarune comic. Susie and Kris stare at the locked shelter, with Susie sighing. Then a light bulb lights up over her head.Susie exclaims: "Kris, I got an idea!" while the "Susie's idea" act box pops up over Kris's head. Susie rummages through her pocket, and pulls out the Joker card. She sticks out her tongue in concentration, sliding it through the crack in the bunker doors, and Kris thinks: "shit." Cartoon fighting noises, dust clouds, and lighting bolts emerge from the locked shelter, as Susie cheers: "Fuck 'em up, Jevil!" Jevil is shouting "Chaos, chaos!" "I can do anything!" and "bye-bye!" Meanwhile, Kris has a cartoonishly large frown on their face as they get a phone call, with the caller shouting: "Kris who the hell is this." End ID.]