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everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

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This 5 dollar ceramic frog is literally the best purchase I’ve ever made
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69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs
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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
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Still-life with a cat and a mackerel on a table top by Giovanni Rivalta (Italian, 1756–1832)
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out of all the possible doge pics to come from the Doge Renaissance my favorite ones so far have to be the current trend of doge being like, a young kid in the 90’s and everyone is being nice to them and telling them like super mario 64 tricks and taking them to see the pokemon movie.
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Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy marathoning YouTube videos of a guy 100% clearing Super Mario 64 without pressing the A button”.
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