(Female | Female pronouns | 26 | Call me LG) Hi! I'm a shitbag that makes bad AUs and shitpost art in her spare time. This is where I post some of my work, most of which is either MS Paint or handdrawn because I'm broke. I mainly use it to reblog the shiny objects I find and make shitposts. Please enjoy your stay.
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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Is this not the plot to Date Everything?
that awkward moment when you unlock a new ex husband who is also your tv
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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Went from Garfield to James the Cat and it's beautiful.

Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.
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We could have had it all </3
Concept Art (2021) - Brilliant Diamond & Shining Pearl ART Book GAME FREAK / The Pokémon Company / ILCA
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HELL YEAH! PREACH!
Baba how do you feel about unfinished sentences
BABA
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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NAME MY NEW SON
I compiled a list of suggestions from friends and family. You choose the name!

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Maybe I should make a separate blog for roblox stuff.
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This man had a life, and by God, he was preserving it.
people are way too hard on fugo for not going w the rest of the gang man like i would NOT have gotten on that boat. like oh so we're all following this fifteen year old we met three days ago in betraying the actual literal boss of the actual literal mafia. okay not me though girl have fun i guess. plus abbacchio tried to leave me for dead literally yesterday AND trish threw my sick ass jacket on the ground the second we met so actually idgaf about this i'd like to keep my life thanks
#'had' because pucci has to come and ruin it for everyone /silly#but shit you right about people liking giorno too much#he's a bit too perfect so i have to give him at least fifteen mental disorders to think of him in a good light
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Rainbow Katydids by Arthur Anker and Bernard DuPont
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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Remember to wish Justin Long a happy birthday. Y'all forgot last year, and he noticed.
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