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auriustaziam‌:

WELL MAYBE YOU SSHOULD THIN|{ ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU CALL ME A BITCH HOLE NEXT TIME BECAUSSE IT HURTSS FEELINGSS SSOMETIMESS. I LOVE YOU SSO MUCH SSWEETIE BUT THISS NEEDSS TO SSTOP.  well. 3 inchess of that wass in height. the other 2? well, y|{now. & only if you ass|{ nicely.

YOU KNOW 1 DONT TH1NK ANYMORE... 1TS 2018... 1 GREW UP

oh....? well........... can 1 please see the other 2.....? 

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auriustaziam‌:

WELL IT WASSN’T ME WHO CAME ON AFTER 60 SSWEEPSS JUSST TO CALL THEIR BIG SSEXY TROLL BOYFRIEND A BITCH HOLE WASS IT. THAT WASS MEAN. THAT WASS INSSULTING. THAT WASSN’T VERY APPRECIATIVE OF MY COORDINATED OUTFIT THAT TOO|{ MULTIPLE MONTHSS TO FIND ALL THE RIGHT PARTSS TO. I TOO|{ THE TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO COME ONLINE AND THEN YOU PISSSSED ON MY FUN AND FAMILY FRIENDLY EXPERIENCE. YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING WRONG. GOOD LIGHT. >:( well it wassn’t MY fault that i went into a coma and grew 5 inchess for li|{e a month before coming bac|{ to life. i came bac|{ for li|{e two ssecondss and then you weren’t here sso there wass no usse for my exisstence sso i sstopped. and than|{ss, big bossss man. i hate him & co|{e for depriving me of my boyfriend.

1 D1DNT MEAN 1T 1N A MEAN WAY BABY YOU KNOW 1 LOVE YOU W1TH ALL MY HEART 1 JUST CALLED YOU A B1TCH HOLE BECAUSE 1 LOVE YOU

whered u grow 5 1nches............. can 1 see

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auriustaziam‌:

i NEVER ssaid that you were the only bitch hole on thiss webssite? but you’re obvioussly ssuch a fuc|{ing big one that every ssingle OTHER bitch hole paless in comparisson to your MASSSSIVE bitch-holinessss. sso…. bassed on my evidence you’re wrong and a sslut. ssorry, hun. yeah. i ssaw that. lasst wee|{. when i vissited you. it’ss really ssuch a mysstery how you can find the time to sscroll through entire ssubreddits in one day and sstill not have the time to go on tumblr….. wild.

AUR1 YOU ARE SO MEAN TO ME DO YOU KNOW THAT YOURE MEAN TO ME YOU 1NSULT ME YOU DONT APPREC1ATE ANYTH1NG THAT 1 DO 1 TAKE THE T1ME OUT OF MY DAY TO COME ON HERE AND START POST1NG AGA1N AND NOW YOURE BE1NG SO RUDE AND 1 HAVENT DONE ANYTH1NG WRONG :(

well YOU stopped com1ng on and then 1 stopped com1ng on because the b1g boss man was l1ke Please do someth1ng for once so 1 was l1ke Ugh Ok and got off my damn ass to do sh1t and that lasted l1ke forever and then 1 had my annual coke coma and now were here ?

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auriustaziam‌:

WHO do you thin|{ you are exactly? you thin|{ you can call ME a bitch hole? ME? when YOU’RE the bitch? no. in fact? when  you’re MY bitch? fuc|{ you. fuc|{ you in your assss h

hi. your co|{e-induced coma wass longer than ussual. what’ss the deal with that.

WHO do you th1nk YOU are th1nk1ng htat 1 would be the only b1tch hole on th1s god forsaken s1te when we are both clearly b1tch holes..... :/ but 1 mean.....youre more of a b1tch hole then me so !!!!!!!

oh yeah 1t lasted l1ke ALL FUCK1NG YEAR huh... coz 1ve been busy..... do1ng more coke

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i only get horny ironically, as a joke, do people do that shit for real? thats so fucking cringe lol

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1LL CALL YOU WHAT 1 WANT MOTHER FUCKER. B1TCH HOLE. ASS

AUR1US. 

h1

@l1ckety-spl1t:  #EDGY B1TCH HOLE#1 LOVE YOU

FIRSST of all, NEVER call me that EVER again. 

SSECOND of all? 

ITCHY.

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AUR1US.

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throw me in the fire, baby. i’ll survive, coming top down by the seaside.

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foretellershark:

i dunno uh

a blanket maybe? and some water

dw 1m on 1t

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fuck dude 1 get that u need anyth1ng?

@l1ckety-spl1t said: “whats up dude u good??”

uh. a lot is up

and i dunno that i’m all that good

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YOURE WELCOME 1 LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

1 feel GREAT HOW ARE YOU

@l1ckety-spl1t said: “DOZE HAPPY EARLY HATCHDAY”

uhm. thank you, itchy

how are you?

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there are only two genders: monster fuckers and cowards

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quartergun:

Great. Stop

>:(