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[l1ke-an-angel]

Lil dkbk ft. fujoshi Mina WIP

“Are you serious Kats?” Mina gaped, wide eyed and practically foaming at the mouth.

“Yes,” Katsuki responded, rolling his eyes. He almost regretted starting their conversation in the first place, “and stop callin’ me that.”

“Absolutely not, but oh my gosh you and Midoriya?”

“Don’t say ‘and’, you’ll jinx this shit,” 

“Okay, so you like Midoriya. Seriously!” She squealed, shaking her hands with excitement. Drama was Mina’s specialty and Katsuki was her best friend. Typically Katsuki and anything romantic didn't coincide. When she came into his dorm room, the Katsuki Bakugo revealing he had a crush was the last thing she expected. 

“You don’t have to keep repeating it,” He groaned.

“Kats, this is so exciting oh my gosh. Does anyone else know?” Katsuki winced, afraid of her feeling too special when the truth was revealed.

“No,”

“Really?” She seemed surprised, musing a bit before continuing, “But why me? I mean, I don’t really know Midoriya very well.”

“Exactly, and you know… you read all that BL shit, so I kinda assumed you might know something about this.”

“You mean you want my fujoshi expertise?” Her eyes lit up in a dangerous way. Everyone in the hero course was a bit off-beat, that's just what the harsh realities of hero work did to people. Izuku had his merch collections, Sato had his baking, Jiro had her music, and Mina had an insane obsession with everything BL. 

“Whatever you wanna call it,” Katsuki groaned once again, though he knew this was for the best. For years he had been wallowing in his feelings about Izuku, never able to push himself to make anything happen. As their looming graduation approached, he had realized it would be too late if he didn’t do something soon. Still, his pride was almost as big as his love for Izuku. Telling Mina was Katsuki’s way of making sure something would happen. People saw her as a ditz, but if that girl was anything, she was tenacious.

“In that case, i’m going to need to know everything,” She scooted closer to where Katsuki was on the floor and hardened her expression; she was ready to create the perfect plan to ensure Katsuki would get Izuku.

“Fuck no!” Katsuki could barely even explain to himself how the hell he’d started as Izuku’s childhood friend and ended up in love with him. It was far more complicated than any of them knew, “Just tell me what boys like in those books.”

Mina laughed patronizingly, “No no no. That’s not how it works, Kats. Every BL has a good back story that leads into the love story. Things like whether the main love interests knew each other in the past or not. I need to know when you met, when you realized you liked him, anything that's special to your relationship…” She rambled on and on with her list, so much so that Katsuki was forgetting nearly every addition she made, “oooh and I’m for sure going to know who the top and bottom is.”

“WHAT?” Katsuki immediately got up and began pacing around the room with regret.

“It’s really important to the dynamic. I mean traditionally you’d probably be the top, but muscular bottoms with angry personalities and more gentle tops have been super popular recently.”

“STOP.”