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i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

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I made my first kandi bracelets! :-D

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I need lots of pictures of Gerard kneeling especially if they look like they're fucked out and/or in pain and I thought you'd be a good person to go to for that

ohgod hang on let me uh . i keep these ones in my pockets

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Which oc has, or will get, disemboweled?

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2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

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hi

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thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!

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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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Holy shit, look what Kyle MacLachlan posted on letterboxd!!!

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sometimes i'll make a post and the one mutual i thought would like it didn't and i wonder if they haven't seen it or they don't like it and–

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imagine your therapist ruins your entire life and then he draws you two as ancient greek yaoi

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I loved this era of Steven universe discourse

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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