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every … man… believes he is Socrates and that every time a woman talks about her tried-and-true life experience it’s time to go to battle and defend the art of the argument. I’m just so….embarrassed … for them … how do you live like that…
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Angelina was wild back in 2000
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#me
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I’m a wife not a girlfriend!!!
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Thank you adderall!
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The Love Witch (2016)
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i have loved rami malek since i first laid eyes on him in night at the museum and i will love him until the day i die
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That’s [REDACTED] Babe!
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literally I am ok with being smothered in affection and soft kisses
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpT69mngI9/
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Since Tumblr is banning porn, here’s a picture of me from a few weeks ago. Enjoy
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Cape coast, Ghana (2016) by Nikos Economopoulos
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I was blasted as fuck why are people reblogging this
I wish I was a drug lord’s mistress in 1980’s in a costal town like Matamoros or Mazatlán sitting in a mariscos restaurant listening to Rigo Tovar. Wearing hoops and shaking my ass in a short dress while he smokes a cigar wearing aviator sunglasses. Life was good.
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I wish I was a drug lord’s mistress in 1980’s in a costal town like Matamoros or Mazatlán sitting in a mariscos restaurant listening to Rigo Tovar. Wearing hoops and shaking my ass in a short dress while he smokes a cigar wearing aviator sunglasses. Life was good.
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That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition
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