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I , ALSO , WANT TO REPOST AN ARTWORK OF ME MADE BY A "MUTUAL" HERE. DEFINITELY MADE MY HALLOWEEN APPROXIMATELY 10000X BETTER SO FAR. THANK YOU @basyacriptid FOR YOUR SERVICE I NEVER LOOKED EVILER AND " BUGGIER"

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN. IT IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY ONCE AGAIN. GREAT DAY TO GO OUT WITH A BLOODY COAT AND NOT HAVE ANYONE QUESTION WHY AND WHERE IT CAME FROM AND OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE AND OTHER SUCH SILLY EXCLAMATIONS

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MY RESEARCH AND ANSWERING TO YOUR LOVELY " ASKS " IS CURRENTLY PUT ON HOLD BECAUSE IN RECENT DAYS I'VE BEEN FEELING LIKE MY BODY'S GIVING UP ON ME AND I'M SURE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNTS OF TOXIC CONCOCTIONS I CONSUME INSTEAD OF MORNING COFFEE DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH, OR DO IT ACTUALLY FLATTERS ME GREATLY

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DOCTOR!!! *points at you*

*pat pat pat pat*

H , ���

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can we be best friendssss ^_^

NOT SURE WHAT PURPOSE WOULD THAT SERVE BUT " OK " . DOES BEING BEST FRIENDS MAYHAP INVOLVE IMMORAL TESTS OR EXPERIMENTS BY THE WAY ASKING FOR A FRIEND WHO'S ME

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THIS IS THE BEST BLOG IVE EVER SEEN IM DOING BACKFLIPS LOOKING AT SLL THESE POSTS AND REBLOGS I LOVE IT I LOVE EVERYTHING IM SO JOLLY RIGHT NOW

MANY " THANKS ". YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE . 🦷

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Can I get a nice good concoction :)

NO !!!!!! EVIL CONCOCTIONS ONLY

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No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

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*crawls around on your lab floor*

ARE YOU ONE OF MY BEETLES THAT HAS OBTAINED CONSCIOUSNESS OR SOMETHING. NO MATTER ; CRAWLING IS A SUPERIOR FORM OF MOVING , SO I WON'T OBJECT. MIND THE MANY GLASS SHARDS FROM THE BROKEN BEAKERS THOUGH . OR , ACTUALLY , DO NOT ; MAYBE I CAN PICK THEM OUT OF YOUR SKIN LATER ONE BY ONE AND THEN SEW THE WOUNDS THAT SOUNDS FUN

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putting in my will that i want my autopsy performed by the guy who's weirdest about the sexual connotations of surgery

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I LOVE FLESH I LOVE GUTS I LOVE VISCERA I LOVE ORGANS I LOVE BLOOD I LOVE GORE I LOVE SCALPELS I LOVE SURGERY I LOVE OPERATING TABLES I LOVE DISSECTION I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE IT'S ALL SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO TOUCH IT I WANT TO GET IN IT I WANT TO DESECRATE IT I WANT TO SINK MY TEETH IN IT I WANT IT TO BE FUCKING DIVINE

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FINE I tried to see just a scientist in you but I literally CANNOT look at you and not think of seeing what a bug person's insides are made of would you like to forfeit your place of work to me and be dissected

AREN'T YOU A STRAIGHT-FORWARD ONE. I LIKE THAT IN CREATURES LIKE YOU. SO BOLD. RUDE, AS WELL, QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY THIS WAY. YOU KNOW , MAYBE I WOULD LIKE TO BE DISSECTED FOR A CHANGE, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FUN ; BUT OH MY , DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD INVITE A BUG FOR DINNER FIRST BEFORE ASKING THAT? YOU REALLY HAVE NO MANNERS ... TSK TSK . I AM NOT GIVING UP MY LAB OR MY RESEARCH ANYTIME SOON, INSOLENT ONE. YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER THAN THIS TO GET ME.

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please please please come to my party. i promise i won’t vivisect you again

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hhey doc was i supposed to grow an artificial pair of weird asymmetrical limbs on my back after that one injection you gave me? i can't control them and i think it wasn't supposed to be this way

OH WELL I AM SURE IT JUST DEPENDS ON A SIMPLE SET OF FACTORS SUCH AS WHETHER YOU PAYED ME ENOUGH , WHETHER OR NOT I WAS IN A GOOD MOOD THAT DAY, WHETHER YOU MAYBE SECRETLY WANTED THAT " ARTIFICIAL PAIR OF WEIRD ASYMMETRICAL LIMBS " THAT YOU SEEM SO DISTRESSED ABOUT AND SIMPLE ERRORS OF SCIENCE. BUT HEY NOTHING VENTURED NOTHING GAINED MAYBE YOU COULD DO SOMETHING "COOL" WITH THOSE

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