#MAD SCIENCE

[stjohnstarling]

Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful laid out under a surgical light?

[labdynastes]

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

[selfproclaimedmadscientist]

Just had my moral compass surgically removed!

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

putting in my will that i want my autopsy performed by the guy who's weirdest about the sexual connotations of surgery

[labcoated-lunacy]

(Shhh. Don't worry. Asking for a friend.)

[crustycrow]

i made one for us as well

[sadgayscientist]

A lot of times, when people talk about mad scientists, they mean medical or biology or chemistry, sometimes you'll have a physicist or mathematician or even an engineer... But let's not forget about the hard working mad science geologists who help people scout out and build their "evil lair in a volcano" while furthering their own plot to rid the world of their competition by using their own egos against them. Meanwhile they're bending the secrets of the earth to their will, making new and strange crystalline mineral structures, and dialing in the frequency of their earthquake generators to only destroy what they're aiming at. They deserve attention too!

[science-bastard]

i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss

[labsafetyviolations]

*sneaks into your lab with seam rippers to take apart your carefully reassembled abomination without you noticing before you can reanimate it*

[septarian-sciences]

No, when I said I would "rearrange your guts" I meant that I am going to rearrange your guts. It's not a metaphor for sex. Get on the vivisection table.

Sure though, I guess your clothes can stay off I guess. Yeah, I guess it could kinda be seen as a sex thing if you like. But like. It's literal rearranging of your organs. What did you expect here, man

[stjohnstarling]

Official A Companion in Vice valentines: ideal for the special mad scientist (or potential test subject?) in your life!

[bloodismymedium]

[labdynastes]

I LOVE FLESH I LOVE GUTS I LOVE VISCERA I LOVE ORGANS I LOVE BLOOD I LOVE GORE I LOVE SCALPELS I LOVE SURGERY I LOVE OPERATING TABLES I LOVE DISSECTION I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE IT'S ALL SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO TOUCH IT I WANT TO GET IN IT I WANT TO DESECRATE IT I WANT TO SINK MY TEETH IN IT I WANT IT TO BE FUCKING DIVINE

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

[loreleiloon]

Doctor whumpers who strap their whumpees to cold metal guernseys.

Whumpee whimpering in fear as they watch the doctor work, squirming against the stiff leather straps that tie them down, the bit gag that binds their tongues.

Doctor caressing the shivering skin with their latex-gloved hand, promising whumpee it's only for science and they're doing so well.

Whumpee arching their back as they scream, knowing there's nothing they can do to stop who they're being changed into...