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Scotland: I'm still in the UK. God is dead and my ancestors are restless.

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"Come to think of it, I invaded their country and beat them to death with a pipe. So yeah I'm the bad guy now. In my defence, they have treasure and i want it."

-England

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Journalist: Mr. Switzerland, you speak 6 languages fluently. Which one is your favourite?

Switzerland: bold of you to assume I even like speaking.

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Australia: I too like eating pasta al dente. *Proceeds to eat raw spaghetti*

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America: Fran! What does this sentence mean?

France: *reads with his glasses because he's old man* Il n'y a pas un chat? It means There's no cat. It's an expression meaning There's no one here.

N. Italy: really? In Italian we say "non c'è un cane". There's no dog.

America: Amazing.

America: you guys have no cats and dogs. We stole them for the rain.

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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better <3

:) <3

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France: Did you know that Scots is a language because they decided it so. A bit like Portuguese is a language instead of Spanish. Portugal: Excuse YOU! Portuguese is completely different than spanish. Spain: a little bit. but I think France got a point. Portugal: *grabs Spain by the collar* Say ã, Antonio. Spain: 😰 Portugal: SAY IT. SAY Ã France: *laying seductively* an Portugal: *throws Spain at France* Shut the fuck up. I hate both of you.

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dont drink coffee if you don't absolutely need to man, i can just about stand it but i only drink it out of necessity, stay with your teas and stuff bc 🤌tea

reply in my other blog

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Spain: :(

France: what's wrong, mon ami?

Spain: I don't understand why for some people, being gay doesn't pass well.

France: You just need more vaseline.

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France: so today we learnt that adding "ette" at the end of words mean...

America: little!

France: excellent. Can you give me an exemple?

America: yes! A small salope is a salopette!

France:

Note: salopette is a overall and a salope is a whore.

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France: so today we learnt that adding "ette" at the end of words mean...

America: little!

France: excellent. Can you give me an exemple?

America: yes! A small salope is a salopette!

France:

Note: salopette is a overall and a salope is a whore.

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England: Knowledge is power. that's why I'm not letting anyone have it.

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<3

hehe friend

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Japan: I have no energy.

America: you should come to my place. I have energy at home.

America's energy at home:

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So tumblr's a lil bitch and apparently I accidentally unfollowed you? Weird and homophobic.

homophobic indeed

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Spain: “My house produces lots of extra virgin olive oil!”

Portugal: “How? You’re a slut.”

Spain: >:(

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Romano calling Spain: Wanna come over?

Spain: I can't. No tango pasta*

Romano: *screams to the other side of the house* Feli! Bring the bastard some pasta!

*no tengo pasta in Spain means they're broke.