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mutual 1: why is my wifi always so buggy in the morning before school -_-
mutual 2: stop sending me messages telling me that my sexy baby halloween costume is problematic. I know.
mutual 3: check out my freshman to junior year glowup 🤪 god I was such a loser back then. I would kick my own ass now.
mutual 4: pourquoi devrais-je prétendre être français hahaha c'est une idée tellement stupide
mutual 5: [selfie in front of a burning building]
mutual 6: I know I shouldn't keep getting froyo so often if I'm lactose intolerant but a girl has to take her pleasures where she can get them in this day and age
mutual 7: [link to bob marley playlist] I was born in the wrong generation 😔
mutual 8: anyone have any tips on household upkeep for new homeowners? wasn't quite ready for this at 17 haha
mutual 9: week 28 of the #nopants lifestyle
mutual 10: okay since you all asked here's my annotated script from when I played juliet ☺️ I ran out of room for my character notes in the margins sometimes so I had to add pages here and there [link to 3.2 gb file]
mutual 11: [keanu reeves pfp] Click This Link To Buy Brand New Technology Proven To Improve Your Social Life!
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my friend and I were talking about what if jeremy became a guidance counselor when he’s older so here are some random headcanons for that idea
“did you know mr. heere caused the squip incident of 2004?” “no way??? mr. heere wore his pants backwards last week there’s no way he had a squip” “maybe that’s why they don’t make them anymore.”
everyone knows “mr. heere” as the school’s cryptid. too damn tall. his wife is an actress, or is his HUSBAND a game designer??? he talks to himself sometimes. he’s got mountain dew varieties in the first aid kit in his office.
“one time mr. heere just grabbed open circuitry. I don’t know.” <- he’s immune to electricity post-squip
he has a group of ten children who follow him around like lost ducklings
he runs the performance art club (he’s got a hands-off club running approach. He runs it solely so that they’re able to meet every week, because the club can’t exist without a teacher or counselor)
christine stops by it sometimes and the kids are like IS THAT CHRISTINE CANIGULA??? THE FAMOUS ACTRESS??? WAIT SHES YOUR WIFE???
all the kids are swarming her for pictures and autographs and she’s like “jeremy your kids have great taste in musicals”
btw he is married to both christine and michael in this. he wears two rings, one for each of them.
“mr. heere, you sometimes say wife, and sometimes say husband, uh… um… is your partner non-binary?” “oh! sell, uh, you see, christine is, they’re my wife, but my husband is michael, he’s a different person, I’m uh—“ “mr. heere is a player!” “n-no, guys, I’m polyamorous.”
one day the kids mention an indie fighting co-op game and jeremy is like “oh wow that finally came out? my husband worked on it a few years ago.” and the kids are BEGGING him to bring his husband in. as if his husband is a toy for show-and-tell.
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jeremy swap au doodles
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ZOMBIECLEO
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the Mumbo for Mayor shirt stays ON during sex
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Hi... Please take my art. Thank you! [runs away]
[I also drew Dogwarts ponies as the elements of harmony :]
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mmmm I should watch saw movie...
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GRUMBO CONVEX DOUBLE DATE RAHHHHHHG
adding some redscape to the mix
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