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If Charles dies in Apocalypse… Just want to see Erik begging Charles to read him.

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Unattractive Men: "Women should give me a chance, lower their standards, and stop rejecting me just because I'm not physically attractive."

Unattractive Women: "If you don't find me attractive, that's okay. But leave me alone. Don't loudly proclaim that you don't find me attractive when I never did anything that requires you to find me attractive. Don't expect me to alter my appearance in order to be more attractive to you. Don't expect me to be even a little hurt by you not finding me attractive. Don't get offended if I don't find you attractive either. Don't assume that others can't find me attractive. Don't recruit others to not find me attractive. Don't expect me to take it as a favor when someone shows interest in me. Don't pretend to find me attractive as a joke. Don't act like I have less of a right to exist in public just because you don't find me attractive. Don't discriminate against me in professional settings just because you don't find me attractive.

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Sweet Dreams starts playing

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MEET BALLERINA!READER

best paired w (single) dad!peter maximoff.

💐 ‧₊˚ ⋅ ─── introducing ballerina!reader ;

dreamer ! smiley. music & dance 24/7. “better alone than in bad company.” gentle. kind and gentle. social awkward. 000. ex-people pleaser. secretly wants her own family. “costs nothing to be kind.” determined.

ballerina!reader who ignored all criticisms, even from her own family, and determinedly took everything she got to leave her home country to achieve her dreams and goals, and didn't regret any of it.

ballerina!reader who finally felts free and happy with herself when achieved her own independency, being her biggest realization, despite sometimes feeling guilt haunting her by the ghosts of her parents' overprotection.

ballerina!reader who is the new ballet teacher at westchester county elementary school and is immediately loved by all the kids and teens; she's knowed by being all smiles, fun and kind. quickly getting luna maximoff attention, making her beg to her father to let her do ballet too.

ballerina!reader who despite looking very confident and talkative, still is a ‘social awkward’ at the heart, and not used with the “pretty privilege” she gained suddenly after years of bullying and being called “weird girl” in high school. (lowkey has adhd).

ballerina!reader who even though she's has a kind soul, she doesn't let anyone walk all over her (anymore) or the vulnerables, learned by a painful way how to defend herself. but sometimes her naive essence still gets the best of her.

ballerina!reader who didn't know when but in her new life someone scripted she would have a dear best friend called “molly”, a well trained black 'nd white border collie of apparently 3 years old. who in a random rainy day decided to hide herself scared and trembling bellow ballerina!reader's car. making both soulmates till death without no doubt.

works with ballerina!reader

01. how peter and ballerina!reader first meet.

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btw I am doing it afraid

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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

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i start watching ratched and i really want to know what mother sarah paulson thinks about the lesbianism in that series like what the actual fuck

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propaganda a lot of y’all should fall for:

whispering “thanku” to your tea or coffee before the first sip.

telling your friends you love them when they least expect it. especially then.

googling “what kind of flower blooms twice” at 3 a.m. to feel hopeful again

deleting apps every two weeks and calling it a spiritual reset.

naming your plants like they’re ur friends. apologizing when you forget to water them.

believing ur younger self would still think you’re cool. even on your worst days.

using perfume before bed. for no one. for you.

making eye contact with yourself in the mirror when you cry. giving the pain an audience.

taking selfies when you feel awful. proof you existed even when the light wasn’t flattering :-)

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I can’t fix him and I don’t want to

he’s too fine for that Just let him kill me!!

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so Tate is like all-in-one which means very good🤔

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I Like Stories... [Tate Langdon]

Fluff

While the spirits in The Murder House weren't friendly with strangers, you always came back. You always found something to do.

...Hello AHS nation!! I'm still here btw! I promise <3 kind of Goth! Reader but also not lol

Maybe a bit short but I love him and hate him :p

No one's perspective

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It was probably your third time here when Tate actually finally let himself be shown to you. He was, decently nice yet hesitant. Most of the spirits were. Well, the ones who decided to let themselves be seen anyway. Violet too. Once or twice anyway, since you had a shared interest in Morrissey.

"So, why is it this place you come to?"

You glanced up from the notebook and hummed. Placing the pen back in your bag, you smiled and leaned back on the couch slightly. "It's nice. Clean, despite the... Years of age."

Tate tilted his head and plopped himself down next to you. He looked down at your notebook, full of scribbles end seemingly nonsense writings. "...People clean it." He responded simply, starting to fiddle with the frayed ends of his jumper. That was obvious. You simply nodded. "Others. Keep it tidy."

"like who?" You asked quietly after a moment, finally actually taking an earbud out of your ear. The faint music of The Cure playing from it. Subway Song. A favourite. The boy stayed silent for a while before humming a little. He told you mainly about the Harmons, giving the bare details and not much else. The little smile gracing your lips told him everything he needed to know.

"You already knew that." Tate noticed.

"I like listening to you talk." The both of you left out a little chuckle, and after a moment, you gently pushed your notebook towards him. "I know how ghosts work... Do you want to write something down?" Tate stared at the black cover of The Death Note notebook and read the words over and over.

"Death Note?"

"oh, um it's an anime." You shrugged, feeling a bit exposed for being a bit of an anime nerd. "You must've seen one or two in your life time."

"Uh, no.. not really. Tell me about it though. It sounds kinda cool."

Your smile turned a little shy as you went about rambling the plot of Death Note. Differences between the anime and the manga, and how you preferred one over the other. Violet likes manga. I saw her read one called Nana.

Tate nodded along to your words, taking your pen from you as he thought about what to write. It was a death note... Write someone's name in here and they die... He thought of a few people, even though they were already dead. Maybe they could die again. His fingers nimbly wrote down a few names, times and dates, how they would pass if they were still alive.

"it wouldn't work... In real life, but, sometimes I wish it did." You uttered, spying the names on the page. The pen gliding on a page as he drew a few random doodles. Maybe it was kind of fucked to think, but you were talking to a dead person. Someone who died almost over 30 years ago. Maybe just thinking the Death Note would be real was the least of your worries.

"That's kind fucked if you think about it."

"Maybe. But, hey I'm talking to a dead guy who died in the 90s."

He smiled. His smile was so pretty.... You were convinced it was something they could look at forever. Maybe you would. Tate could see you grow as you visited once or twice every fortnite. Make friends with every set of owners who lived and died in the house of horrors.

Maybe.

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Imagine: dad!Colin begging you for "just one more" when you're both busy fooling around one night. Like, he's being all soft and loving, pushing deep inside of you and bucking his hips, and he's all soft and squirmy and needy, and - "come on, baby... so good already with the ones you've given me, so perfect, one more itty bitty baby wouldn't hurt, right-?"

...yep, this man deserves a whole fucking litter of little zabels. Fuck it.

Do you know how big a brain you have???

FUCK-

Shit got me giggling and kicking my feet at my desk.

It's when you're spooning too. He can't help himself and mutters sooo many apologies into your ear whilst squeezing your middle. You're as close as humanely possible, but he wants closer. He wants to keep you with him as close as possible. So he keeps muttering whimpery praises to your ear.

"please... Just one more... My babies deserve a sibling.. fuck-" he keeps moaning different versions into your ear while you occasionally moan back, digging your nails into your arm. You're too hazy in lust to tell him you're happy with Levi and Elke, so you let him believe he's gonna knock you up again as your pussy squeezes his cock for all the cum he can manage.

Then you both promptly pass out bcs it's been feeling sooo good <3<3

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i lied. i will not post colin fics once per month. im ashamed. but i swear to god i love him with my whole life. i wont move on.

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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore