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he has dark circles from losing his sleep for 2 days trying to find stiles.. find you a man who does it like derek hale

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You wanna know would be funny if everyone in the hale pack was like a questioning who was the first beta if it was Scott, Jackson, or Isaac, and Derek just straight up says stiles.

Stiles who thought he wasn’t even in the pack, and everyone else is so confused. Derek refuses to elaborate, Peter just smirks condescendingly at everyone 

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you can’t tell me derek hale wouldn’t build stiles a secret bookcase door for his own secret library in the new hale house.

you c a n ‘ t

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fae stiles who ages slow so he starts looking like the hale alpha’s controversially young wife 🩷

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derek: are you going to be a good boy?

stiles: ill consider it.

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trying so very hard not to re-read oblivion for two

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trying so very hard not to re-read oblivion for two

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can you imagine if like sterek break up for some stupid reason, they're young -stiles 18 and derek 22-, and DUMB, and the break up was the worst thing to ever happen to either of them but what's done is done, one of them moves out of state, they live completely separate lives, but then 11, 12, 13 years down the line they run into each other and- stiles has a kid. a son or a daughter. and he's separated from the other parent, and derek and stiles hardly even got back in contact each other for a whole day but stiles is here, and he's still so beautiful, still the same only a little more mature, and very very interested in keeping contact with derek and holy crap derek finally has stiles back and hes a father now.

it doesn't matter that it's the first time derek's seen stiles in so many years, it doesn't matter that derek has to get to know stiles all over again, it doesn't matter that there's so much time between before and now, none of that matters.

derek remembers so many things about stiles still; the secret ticklish spot behind stiles' neck, the anniversary of his mother's death, the song his grandfather used to sing to him as a lullaby when stiles' mother passed and he had to move in with his grandparents until john got himself back together again.

he remembers how certain touches could make stiles moan and sigh, silent laughter or cry.

derek is putting the past behind them and he refuses anything less than being in stiles' life 100% so that means derek and stiles are getting back together and that also means derek is suddenly a dad to a whole child when he was single and childless just the other day.

a couple of days later he meets the kid and the kids excited to meet someone new - especially someone from stiles' past - and the kid is bouncy, loud, polite but also kind of an asshole in the honest way kids can be and all derek can think is he can't believe he's a dad to the greatest kid in the world.

('derek,' cora patiently says after derek gets done bragging about something his kid did, 'this is only the third time you and stiles have seen each other. you haven't even gone out on a date. you just met the kid. you cant start claiming the child as your own yet.'

'watch me.')

((later on down the line when they're actually dating, cora tells stiles about dereks easy acceptance so early on in the relationship and stiles is in no way creeped out or surprised by this. he knows Derek Hale, ok. it has him falling in love even deeper.))

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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen

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Someone: hmm, Stiles, there's some strange guy behind you with the face of a maniac; would you call your father?

Stiles, looking at the sour Derek: thats my husband.

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Stiles: I just want a person who understands me

Derek: I understand you

Stiles: you just want to fuck me

Derek: you see? You understand me too

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Imagine Rafael coming into the office to see a very confused FBI agent, staring into oblivion with a look on his face that’s a mix of horror, shock and utter confusion.

He hesitantly asks the agent what’s wrong and he says, with all the seriousness in the world, “I think Stilinski is a psychopath.”

Rafe tries his hardest not to laugh and ask why the agent thinks that.

“I got a report on a mysterious death and I noticed the last name was Hale. I asked Stilinski ‘Isn’t that your husband’s last name?’ and he goes ‘Yeah, it is’. So I ask him if he knows anyone by the name of Peter Hale, and he said, ‘Yeah, he’s Derek’s uncle. What’s he done now?’” The guy takes a moment to gather himself. “I said that I was sorry to tell him that Peter was dead.”

Rafe bites his lip to stop himself from laughing.

“And Stilinski…” The guy looks terrified. “He laughed. He laughed and said ‘If only’.”

“Right. I’ll talk to Stilinski. In the meantime, I’ll take this case off your hands.”

A moment later, Rafe then finds Stiles in the hallway and sees Stiles angrily hang up the phone.

“Still alive?” Rafe calls out to him, guessing what has him upset.

“He’s still alive!” Stiles says livid, snatching Peter’s case file that Rafe holds out to him as he angrily stomps back to his desk, muttering something about Peter being a pain in the ass.