Evening, My name is Jared, I am 20, and I write poetry/ life is a party, you're the pinata, and I am miserably missing to hit you with my glittery bat/ I'm always on my bullshit and may never come on, in conclusion, prepare yourself.
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Unspoken universal experience: using a pillow as a blanket
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Am i gonna be the first to say what the fuck
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My impression of a "Saturday nights are for the boys" thats also a melanie martinez fanboy
"Yo shout out to the dad who told her to go for her throat fr fr ong 馃挴馃挴馃挴馃敟馃敟
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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I鈥檝e come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
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i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
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Tumblr today be like
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The worst thing in the entire world is when you鈥檙e sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so
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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
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I was a California girl most the time
People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn鈥檛 be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I鈥檓 a country boy, I鈥檓 a city girl. I鈥檓 a slut. I鈥檓 addicted to cocaine. It鈥檚 a song, man.
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Currently waiting for more information but fuck this is really worrying
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"Ive broke the Internet. I am evil. People hate me, delicious. I have blood stained clothes. I am menacing so fucking hard right now i am going to the pits of hell."
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*plays boobs like bongos bc im either a straight man or a hey mama lesbian you pick*
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"Ive broke the Internet. I am evil. People hate me, delicious. I have blood stained clothes. I am menacing so fucking hard right now i am going to the pits of hell."
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