I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]
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mother of god
this guy
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As you age you just realize a lot of shit has absolutely nothing to do with you and it’s such a relief lol
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no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible
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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
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what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments
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sorry BETA MALES, but this is what PEAK MALE PERFORMANCE looks like
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KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY
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i am making merch Again
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its been so long since i seen this image but its like an old friend returning to me
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