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A guy steps up and says ace people can still have sex and another guy elbows his way in front of him and goes yes but you shouldn’t keep saying that to try and make us look normal by societal standards but then the other guy elbows his way back in and says yes but there’s a lot of erasure of ace people who like sex and the other guy elbows his way in and says yes but there’s a lot of erasure of asexual people who don’t have sex and then they keep doing this until they elbow each other off of the stage and fall into the endless abyss right next to the orchestra pit

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hate what people did to the dead dove tag

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if i hear digitised colin's voice read a case in the next episode i am going to lose it i swear to god

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why, zac? 😬

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is this jonathan sims

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Tim: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Sasha: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Jon: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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My my friends got me a TMA birthday cake and I laughed for a solid 5 minutes

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This week, I read a fic that was around 20 years old, which had originally been posted on the author's personal website and which she added to AO3 a few years ago. She listed her email address with the fic, so after I finished reading, I sent her an email saying how much I enjoyed the story, how much I appreciated the work and effort she obviously put into it, and thanked her for uploading it to AO3. She responded the next day and thanked me for my message, then said she had a few more stories in the same series that she hadn't gotten around to uploading. I checked this morning--she added a 35,000 word novella and thanked me in the summary.

👏 comment 👏 on 👏 old 👏 fics 👏

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never getting over how corruption coded dorian gray is

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me as a writer

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This is literally so cool!!!

Made a dark mode skin to go with the light mode version of this one.

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Why let a horror podcast ruin you once when you could let the the sequel ALSO ruin you? 😁😁😁

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affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

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I present to you my mother's favorite child. He is a one year old cat she rescued from a dumpster by the hospital she works at when he was around 12 weeks old. He has his own refurbished tablet (she says it's okay that her fur baby is an iPad kid because none of her "skin children" are) that has fish games on it, and if I'm home and she's having a bad day at work, she'll text me asking about him. She has 5 human children.

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Is this anything

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Runaan, heavily injured: *tries to sit up*

Ethari: Lie back down, Runaan!

Runaan: I'm fine-

Ethari: Hi fine, I'm Ethari, your husband, and I told you to lie the f*ck back down

Runaan: *lies down*