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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

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Smart girls are the fucking best

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Nobody is gonna pay you to stare out of a window! I’m a train driver now!

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Overheard: “My teacher told me years ago not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit.”

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In 1986, Cliff Stoll’s boss at Lawrence Berkeley National Labs tasked him with getting to the bottom of a 75-cent accounting discrepancy in the lab’s computer network, which was rented out to remote users by the minute. Stoll, 36, investigated the source of that minuscule anomaly, pulling on it like a loose thread until it led to a shocking culprit: a hacker in the system.

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“Jesus: impossible to kill, reproduced asexually. Jesus is canonically a fungus. Clearly the part the Romans crucified was a fruiting body of some kind, leaving the bulk of the organism below ground, safe and secure. And every Easter, we find Jesus’ multi-colored spores hidden in dark places. The rabbits tried to warn us. But now it’s too late. He’s metastasized across the whole planet. Soon enough, he will come again, and when he does, no cross in the world will be big enough to keep him at bay. *Twilight Zone music intensifies*”

— @intransitivelie

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Wait for it

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I found this much funnier than I should have.

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Bonus:

[Help me keep making more art by donating to my ko-fi]

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get ready caesar

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i find it so funny that the ides of march are directly after pi day. lets cut some yummy pie up then immediately the next day stab a roman emperor

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Don't celebrate pi day too hard.

You might feel a little stabby tomorrow.

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