Zuko... calm down... let me tell you the story of the old man who turned himself into a pickle. It was the funniest shit i have ever seen...
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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so how’s tumblr handling things
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me @ demons: it’s free real estate
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Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)
A mutant: sure what’s it called?
Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
Mutant: w
Mutant: why’s it called that
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beauty vlogger: “so this is more of a night out party look..”
me: *wears look to an 8am final exam*
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After six years, 4,200 hours of shooting, and 720,000 pictures, wildlife photographer Alan McFadyen finally managed to take a perfect shot of a kingfisher diving into the water with no splash.
(Source)
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one of my top 10 favorite childhood memories was going to the garden store with my parents as a kid where they had one of these bad boys
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I was talking to someone about the Castlevania Netflix series and somehow the characters’ affinity for the word “fuck” was brought up. He had mentioned that this was unrealistic, seeing as the Trevor’s bit in the Casltevania timeline was likely set before the word fuck was invented.
So a Google search was done.
Trevor Belmont’s era is set 1476-1479 AD.
Fuck started being used in…
So, if you will: the characters in the Castlevania Netflix series excessively say “fuck” because it is a new, hip word.
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