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2025-03-28

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Laura

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Cuttlefish

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Pangolins

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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

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Basil Gogos

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柴犬のちよ on X: “伊達メガネでオシャレ😎 https://t.co/TnNmYCKQ2c” / X

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10/10 dad joke

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this image came to me in a dream

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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything, and my fear of being a burden by never doing anything that involves other people. Foolproof.

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Tumblr, so afraid of my cat: “that little man hasn’t any pants on.”

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When my brothers were younger I wanted to teach about misogynistic tropes in media without scaring them off by presenting the topic right out the gate as serious and aggressive and intimidating so I pointed out one day that movie dudes usually only ever have three motives- 1. Wife, 2. Daughter, 3. Dog.

And now whenever we watch a movie together and a dude character is about to reveal their angst backstory we take guesses if it’s gonna be 1, 2, or 3.

Which is specifically the most fun to do in bad B-list action movies because you can say “It’s a 1” as it starts and then ten minutes later the ham-fisted Macho Man Tough Guy quietly mentions being married once and you can put your hands in the air and go “AYYY IT WAS 1” like your team just scored a sportsball goal

Truthfully though I think we need more 3’s