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Monster Roadtrip × Cult of the Lamb
All of the Lamb's dialogue from the Monster Roadtrip × Cult of the Lamb crossover has been captured and posted on this blog!
All the parts have been indexed here for convenience's sake. This blog was made as a resource for Cult of the Lamb and Monster Roadtrip fans- it will stay up forever! Share it around!
If you have any questions about either game, send an ask! (And if I somehow missed something you want posted, let me know!)
If you make any kind of fanwork based on this, tag it #lamb roadtrip or @ me so I see it!! I want to see it. Please.
Love you all <3
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#monster roadtrip#lamb roadtrip#i'm not dead!!! i got all dialogue posted and became mega busy irl#i AM gonna go through all the posts and add image descriptions to make it screen reader accessible#a lot of dialogue to type out but WORTH IT
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No longer (just) a friend, no less than a god.
Time for a date with the Lamb!

(Warning: cannibalism talk.) (Long post.)






















Sure, that was basically just a cult recruitment interview... but you've been on worse first dates, right?
Every good marriage is built on a foundation of trust, respect, and seventy-five bones.
(I love all the details in this art it's SO silly.)
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#monster roadtrip#lamb roadtrip#debated cropping just the dialogue bc the scene is static/there's no sprites#but this way if y'all want to share these the scene art is there bc it is SO funny#it's just me and you and your dozens of loyal followers#one of whom you're standing on to be eye level with me while you recruit me into your cult#i really hope narinder has been watching all of this through the crown's eye. can you imagine
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Time to get serious!





Only one of these is what the Lamb is looking for... So what do you have to offer?
-> Total Snacc!
-> Blindly Faithful!
-> Sarcastic Sidekick!
(This is the "deep conversation" where you can earn your potential date! The Lamb gave you an idea of what they're NOT looking for, so choose carefully!)
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Continued from this.
(Warning: cannibalism and mild self mutilation.) (The infamous vore conversation! Hooray!)






You've proved your usefulness as a potential member of the Cult! (Success!)
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#monster roadtrip#lamb roadtrip#this whole conversation is so cursed
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Continued from this.
(Warning: talk of self mutilation and eye trauma.)





The Lamb was not impressed by your antics. (Fail)
(Sorry Amira, but you're not a witness, and Plimbo won't buy your eyeballs, so they're useless.)
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#monster roadtrip#lamb roadtrip#should've offered your bones. the Lamb always needs those
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(from the official Monster Roadtrip × Cult of the Lamb crossover)
Continued from this.





The Lamb was not impressed by your antics. (Fail)
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#monster roadtrip#lamb roadtrip#they get enough sass from the bishops as it is
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Uh-oh.
(Long post. The Lamb's followers talk a LOT.)



















The Shrine of Common Sense!
Endless Ball Pit!
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The Shrine of Common Sense, obviously!
(Continued from this. Long post.)






















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Endless Ball Pit, obviously!
(Continued from this. Long post.)
















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(from the official Monster Roadtrip × Cult of the Lamb crossover)
The Lamb is VERY chatty and loves talking about silly cult things while on the road.
(Long post. All filler dialogue while moving between destinations.)
(Offhand mention of CotL-typical cannibalism and drug use.)
They'll talk about Knucklebones...
Brainwashing...
More brainwashing fun cult activities...
Their weddings...
Their crusades fun trips...
Cannibalism funeral practices...
Transportation...
And... partying?
Sometimes, they try to stop the car to recruit more followers...
Or gather resources.
Or they just sass the other passengers.
So chatty!
(If I missed one... no I didn't. But send it to me and I'll add it.)
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#monster roadtrip#lamb roadtrip#chatty lamb confirmed canon y'all#probably overkill to make a post for these but i said ALL dialogue and i meant ALL DIALOGUE#plus they're too silly to leave out
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Too busy to chat.





(This dialogue plays when you try to talk with the lamb again after passing their deep conversation.)
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Let's ask the Lamb about death!
(warning: CotL-typical cannibalism talk)






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Let's ask the Lamb about doctrine!








#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#monster roadtrip#lamb roadtrip#apologies if some of the dialogue is doubled but i wanted to keep some lines together and catch some expressions the lamb makes#no lines have been skipped!!
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Let's ask the Lamb about building the cult HQ!







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Let's ask the Lamb about how to run a cult!








#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#monster roadtrip#lamb roadtrip#apologies if some of the dialogue is doubled but i wanted to keep some lines together and catch some expressions the lamb makes#no lines have been skipped!!
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Let's ask the Lamb about cult rituals!





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The trip begins!


Hope you remembered to do a fasting ritual before going on vacation, Lamb.
(alternate join dialogue below)

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