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I am a shark defender not in the sense or “they’re puppies 🥺” but in the sense of “these are literal apex predators that are in their home. we know that’s their home, they do not intentionally eat humans bc we are not their natural prey and they’d never attack us if we never went into their habitat. that’s always the risk we take if we go too far out into the ocean and we shouldn’t demonise sharks any more than we should demonise a tiger that mauled some idiot who thought climbing into their enclosure at the zoo would be a good idea. they’re doing what is natural to them and it’s generally pretty easy to just stay tf away from them”
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"You gotta have a Mike that listens."
(A version without the tail under cut)
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Battat being a huge ass nerd about Tenna’s internal workings
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Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":
woims (old-timey New York gangster)
wurrums (Scottish)
weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)
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Everytime someone stigmatizes a cluster b personality disorder I am imagining the stigmatizers being ruthlessly pelted with tomatoes and dying
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Btw I beat Watcher for the 1st ending! Can't wait to start on the 2nd, but instead of playing, I sat and drew some no-Watcher-spoiler doodle(?) to selebrate
Slugcats still cats. They can't overcome an urge to rest on a raise of the sun:>
They deserve some rest after what they came through
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