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I'm joining the @fellulahh cult by shitposting-

(Belphie and MC in the living room cuddling and watching a movie)

Belphie: MC?

MC: Yes?

Belphie: I always wonder...

MC: About?

Belphie: On why... I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me-

MC: *Their eyes widens in chaos*

Lucifer in his office/bedroom doing paperwork: Oh no-

MC: *stands up* I still feel your touch in my dreams

Solomon: *emerges from the TV* Forgive me my weakness cuz I don't know why

Levi who knows the song because of AMVs: *bursts in the living room carrying a large speaker* Without you it's hard to survive

The three of them: CUZ EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

Lucifer: *Enters the living room* Stop-

The three of them: AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLY! CAN'T YOU FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST? I WANT THIS TO LAST!

Lucifer: I don't want this to last-

The three of them: NEED YOU BY MY SIDE * Break dances to the music*

Lucifer: *In his demon form* I DON'T NEED THIS-

Belphie: *Texting Satan about the chaos* ...Works everytime *smirks*

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imagine being the king of hell, going to your queer coded son’s school and finding him violently dabbing/fortnite dancing on some kids he found in god’s dumpster

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all the love all in one place! <3

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I drew this very specific ace artist meme with Mothman because I wanted to feel some happiness specific to me.

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GUESS WHO FINISHED WRITING A 16 PAGE CAPSTONE RESEARCH PAPER! DIS BISH!!

Now I can put time back to writing for this blog! Thank you for all your patience! Ik I've been dead for awhile. 😅😅😅

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Here’s somethin I did for funsies. I got a Dialuci one that I wanna color but if anyone wants any of the other characters let me know bc I will HAPPILY draw them for you

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Sleep with the fishes 

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (Lucifer)

Author’s note: Please do not repost!! If you like my writing, please leave a like and a comment (and follow me to see similar content in the future :D)! 

@morningstar-descended I came across one of your posts...and I couldn't help myself. Sorry.

Lucifer, if you're reading this...I can only hope that at least some of your pain has passed.

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Lucifer didn't fall from heaven. He jumped.

Despite the sounds of battle and the chaos happening all around him, his siblings cries of distress sounded so clearly in his ears that it was as if they were standing beside him. His head snapped to the right, his crimson irises scanning for the youngest 3 members of his family. And then he spots them. Everything plays out in slow motion; Belphegor and Lilith get knocked too close to the edge of the platform. Beelzebub makes a dash to grab his twin before he can roll off, but he's now too far away to save Lilith too. Lilith...she claws at the ground and tries to hang on, but she's weak from the injuries she sustained during the battle. The last thing Lucifer sees before she plummets over the edge is her eyes, wide with desperation and fear.

He doesn't hesitate to leap off the platform after her.

As they fall through the air she reaches for him, and he's reminded of a happier moment, when he first taught her how to fly. Years of watching her older brothers soar through the skies had made her eager to finally spread her wings, but she was too afraid to take the leap of faith. She clung to the branch of the tree she was perched on, wailing every time a breeze so much as rustled a leaf. The only way he could ease her fear was to promise her that he would never let her fall...and that even if she did, he would always be there to catch her in his arms.

(He fears. He fears that he's about to break that promise.)

Lucifer didn't fall from heaven, but yes. It hurt anyway.

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Satan: *fuming walking into the living room*

Lucifer: Oh for goodness sake..What now? Its like 2am..

Satan: Asmodeus ripped up one of my RARE possessions before, and im still angry over it...All because I said a pair of shoes didn't look good on him..

Lucifer: *narrows eye's* What was it?

Satan: The ancient scrolls of Death & Dark magic.

Lucifer: *gasps* THAT SWINE! I got you that for your 500th Birthday!! Its the ONLY one of it kind!!!

Satan: I KNOW! thank you for agreeing with me for once!!

Lucifer: Come with me...

[Lucifer got hold of Satan's arms pulling him down the hallway to the small room under the stairs where they keep loads of random things]

Lucifer: *messing around in there trying to find something* is Asmodeus asleep?

Satan: *from outside of the room* Yes. Why? What are you doing?

Lucifer: *pops his head out with a devilish grin holding an electirc razor* Shall we shave off one of his eyebrows while he sleeps?

Satan: *a wide evil smirk appearing on his face* Lucifer...That is without a doubt one of the best things you've ever said..YES OF COURSE WE SHOULD! LETS GO!!

[Lucifer and Satan evil giggle as they sneak upstairs together]

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❤️

AWWW

your fifth most recently used emoji is the obey me! cast’s reaction to you coming back to the devildom after the exchange program

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I need Satan to possess me so I can get these essays done. He's the only one who could help me now with this analysis. Asmo possessed me for the smut fic, why can't Lucifer or Satan possess me for school assignments?

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who threw this snake in my pool

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Scale Care- A Levi one shot

Since tumblr fucking ate my scheduled post, I’m having to rewrite it :,D I hope you still enjoy it even if its a second go! Happy Birthday Leviathan!  <3 

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Levi sat on the shower stool as MC scrubbed his tail, his face hidden behind his hands. Here he was. Finally infront of the person he held so dearly, wrapped in nothing but a towel. This was like something out of A Quezalcoatl’s Life: My Roommate is a Lamia?! but sadly without the romantic subplot. How did this happen!? 

Oh right, he complained. 

Earlier he had spammed the groupchat of his latest woes. He had tickets to go see Zaramela, but his shedding happened at the same time. Granted, he was a yucky otaku, but he wasn’t about to be seen by his idol in such a yucky state! His skin was patchy and rough like a bad sunburn, and god it was so itchy. It was insufferable! 

L3VI:OH NO

NO NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!

THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!

Mammoney: What the hell? Shut up! Stop spamming! 

Stn: Whats wrong?

Ashoe: I bet it has to do with Ruby-chan lol

L3VI: #1- ITS RURICHAN YOU NORMIE! #2- I had tickets to go see Zaramela perform, but...

Mammoney: Well spit it out!! 

L3VI: I’m Shedding! My skin is rough and itchy! My tail is a nightmare! 

Ashoe: Oh wow! I’m so good with skincare and I could suppose lend you some lotions...but I don’t know anything about scale care. 

Mammoney: OH HEY SAVE SOME FOR ME!

Stn: What

L3VI: Why?????

Mammoney: Ya know, like, I’m sure some witches need serpent demon skin for some potion or something 

The otaku flopped against his gamer chair bemoaning his existence. How could this have happened to him? He picked at some peeling skin, getting lost in his dark thoughts until his phone buzzed with a new message. It had better not be Mammon hoping to use him as a piggy bank. 

MC: Hold on Levi, I have a plan! 

Stn: This should be interesting. 

MC: Asmo could I please borrow your bathroom for this? I’ll return the favor! 

Ashoe: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 Ofc darling <3 

Wait.

What?

It didn’t take long for MC to kick down his door with a toothbrush, a bottle of dish soap, and a larger scrub brush. “Lets go!” they said running over and grabbing his hand. He stumbled after them flustered and confused.

"Mc? What are you doing?" he whined as they arrived at Asmo's bathroom. God it was huge. It was like the concert hall of bathrooms. Why was the shower that big anyway- nevermind, he didn't want to know.

" Okay so hear me out. I've watched a lot of snake care and the odd gator care videos, and my cousin on earth actually owns a lot of snakes! So uh... Maybe together we can have you shed in time for your concert?" they offered.

His eyes widened as his cheeks darkened. For him? Sure Mc was a long long long angel descendant, but maybe MC really was an angel! "Thank you so much!"

"Okay let's do this! Now um.. You're gonna have to get in the shower soooo..." MC trailed off as they handed him a towel, "Strip and wrap this around you."

Levi stared at them as he shifted to his demon form. It never clicked until now that cleaning his scales and the shower meant getting naked. Oh God.

And there he was. Wrapped in a towel as he took the toothbrush to his arms and neck, while Mc worked on his back and tail. If he wasn't so flustered he might have been able to enjoy the treatment. He could feel them scrubbing the old away and washing it off with the warm water. He slowly felt like a new demon again! It was still embarrassing feeling Mc hold and caress his long tail.

"Your new scales... They're so beautiful Levi!"

He turned to see what you were talking about, and even he had to admit it. His new scales looked like diamonds in the rough. Sharp black scales covered the tail, but they had a purple top and orange bottom gleam to them. It wasn't like any gem out there.

"You.. really think so?" he asked twiddling his thumbs. Mc turned their attention to him and smiled. " Absolutely!" they assured. In his moment of pride, his tail flicked with joy at the rare compliments. "Thank you.. a-again. If you.. After this um..." he stammered. He could only have so much confidence in a towel, but MC waited patiently.

"Would you...like to go with me? To the concert? "

It was quiet for a moment, but MC soon clapped their hands excited, spending soap bubbles everywhere. "Really?! Yes! I'm almost done, just let me finish!"

Soon Levi's old scales had fallen, and was left with his new pristine scales. He dried off, got dressed, and gathered his idol merch for the night. Together him and MC danced and cheered the night away with glow sticks, hand in hand.

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I wrote my Levi oneshot, but I thought I scheduled it to post an hour ago.

It's not in my queue.

It's not in my drafts.

Where the hec is my post??? :,DDD

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Wrote a quick lil oneshot for Levi's birthday! It'll be posted roughly 11pm EST, and I hope you enjoy it!

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I WAS READING OBEY ME FICS ON AO3 AND ONE OF THE TAGS WERE “NO BETA WE DIE LIKE LILITH” AND WHEN I TELL YOU I FUCKING W H E E Z E D ALSKALDK I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING BUT NOT REALLY

O H M Y G O D

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