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okay y’know i was thinking about it and. i should probably close my askbox until i answer a good amount of the asks i have because i’m currently at, like. 43

so uh. yeah, askbox will reopen when i stop being unproductive, please stand by

-ray

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hii guys just a little update, im not feeling my best (i think im getting sick auughh) and so i might not answer as much or as fast as i usually do

also, theres still 80+ asks

i wanna be able to answer more "lore" related asks with actual background drawings like i used to be doing instead of just little doodles so ill have to ACTUALLY put effort into it, so a lot of the silly one off ones might go unanswered

am the dying, hex

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don’t TOUCH me

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Lampert pleasant big naturals.

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can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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goddammit dad stop trying to get my friends to drink grey stuff

do you like the taste of grey stuff ?

never tried it, but even if i did, i wouldnt CARE what it tastez like bcuz i CANT TASTE ANYTHING

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guys i swear im still here and im going to start answering asks again soon im just ass at drawing and am both distracted very easily and lose motivation very easily i’ll answer your asks i promise it’ll happen

-ray

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Apologieez if you’ve been asked thiz b4,, opinionz on Poob, Pest, Lampert, DrRetro, and Infected? :3c

i think ive already shared my opinion of infected, but the otherz, uhhmm...

well, i think theyre cool, but how they think of me goez pretty much how you expect:

poob only begrudingly invitez me to partiez, bcuz i alwayz show up with infected anyway -- they do not like my presence, i think they think i just stare at everyone from the corner im in on purpose

pest hated me the second he saw me, and i didnt even say anything, i genuinely have no idea why he hatez me so much

dr retro seez me pretty often, especially since lampert and i started forcing infected to see her for frequent checkupz she iz a bit worried about my whole "swallowing items whole" situation, sayz my irregular diet iz "worse than pestz", whatever that meanz

then, therez lampert...

okay, yeah, lampert and i dont get along too well, he doeznt like me OR infected (he also doesnt seem to realise infected isnt kasper right now...), but he definitely seemz much more tolerant of me over infected -- he even makez me sit in between the two of them

or at the very least, he doeznt start fightz with me as much as he does infected... i dont really know their history or whatever, but i whatever it iz, lampertz problem with me haz a MUCH easier fix

and even with his problemz ... hez sort of a better friend to me than infected iz, if im totally honest

um... dont tell him i said any of that, though

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unpleasant this blog is public

Apologieez if you’ve been asked thiz b4,, opinionz on Poob, Pest, Lampert, DrRetro, and Infected? :3c

i think ive already shared my opinion of infected, but the otherz, uhhmm...

well, i think theyre cool, but how they think of me goez pretty much how you expect:

poob only begrudingly invitez me to partiez, bcuz i alwayz show up with infected anyway -- they do not like my presence, i think they think i just stare at everyone from the corner im in on purpose

pest hated me the second he saw me, and i didnt even say anything, i genuinely have no idea why he hatez me so much

dr retro seez me pretty often, especially since lampert and i started forcing infected to see her for frequent checkupz she iz a bit worried about my whole "swallowing items whole" situation, sayz my irregular diet iz "worse than pestz", whatever that meanz

then, therez lampert...

okay, yeah, lampert and i dont get along too well, he doeznt like me OR infected (he also doesnt seem to realise infected isnt kasper right now...), but he definitely seemz much more tolerant of me over infected -- he even makez me sit in between the two of them

or at the very least, he doeznt start fightz with me as much as he does infected... i dont really know their history or whatever, but i whatever it iz, lampertz problem with me haz a MUCH easier fix

and even with his problemz ... hez sort of a better friend to me than infected iz, if im totally honest

um... dont tell him i said any of that, though

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"Someone should really clean those floor buttons..."

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hey freaks, welcome to the lampert regretevator blog. i'm finally getting around to making a funky scuffed little intro post to pin, so feel free to join me below the cut to read a whole bunch of nonsense

WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS?

okay first of all, calm down

This is an ask/RP blog based off of Lampert from the Roblox game Regretevator. Though, keep in mind it won't be 100% canon, and will both be sprinkled with my own headcanons and also occasionally out of character for Lampert because, shockingly, I am not Lampert Real Life™ and do not know how he would react to everything. I try my best though.

Lampert uses primarily he/him pronouns, but sometimes I sprinkle in some he/they in there. as a treat

I'll try my best to respond to asks with drawings, although I am very fragile old man and am decaying with each passing second so sometimes it is difficult for me to get myself to draw

(i am sixteen years old) (i also have a very shit memory and will forget that i have asks to answer whoopsies) (i may be 16 but i feel like my bones are going to fold in on themselves like a lawn chair and wither away at any given moment constantly)

i'll try to remember to tag asks as #lampertasks and non-asks as #lampposts (haha get it) or #ooc if i'm talking to YOU. (im get you.)

WHO ARE YOU?

heya, i'm ray, the owner of this blog, i do not have a main blog and you have no proof, nor will you find it. if i. um. if i had one, i mean. which i dont. don't go look for it. because you. wont. find anything. um. yeah

i am genderfluid and use all pronouns, i am the master of pronouns, the pronoun wizard one could say, simply refer to me. full stop

please do not sex me i am a minor (i yearn i yearn i yearn for the tunnels the coal the coal the mines i yearn i yearn for black lung i yearn please put me in the mines please give me a pickaxe i am mentally stable and can be trusted with big sharp objects)

do not sex lampert either. you cannot fuck the lamp i forbid it

if you try i will lock you in the Dungeon for seven thousand years

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

as i already mentioned, do not try and fuck lampert or you will face the consequences, lampert may be an adult but i am not

sex jokes are fine though. to a point. just dont be creepy. be funny or Die (/hj)

i have no opinions on shipping content, i will probably not take it seriously and will shitpost with most of it. i mean of course i have regretevator ships i enjoy, like come on im a tumblr user what do you expect from me, but i doubt i'll insert them into this blog unless it's for The Funny (or if it's my partner's Unpleasant blog. but that also classifies as being for The Funny)

i'm totally cool with roleplay asks from other RP blogs, canon or OCs, and will respond in-character. i mean like, this blog is connected with three other regretevator RP blogs so i don't see why not

aforementioned three other regretevator blogs:

@displeazinggradient

@sk8tr1101

@detectivebive

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ME? ARE YOU GOING TO HURT ME?

yeah lmao

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you shut your mouth

@lampert3008 got my ### :(

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You’re WELCOME. At least now you’ll be a little more bearable to exist around. I don’t even have a NOSE and I could smell you

@lampert3008 got my ### :(

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*achoo*

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oouugh sorry i haven’t been posting, i have been busy being consumed by the rot but hopefully i should start answering asks again (and creating an info post to pin but shhshsh) so just. bare with me, you won’t be safe for long

-ray

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*sprays myself with alcohol*

Can i hug you?? :3

no

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my fucking PANCAKES

gives you a large stack of pancakes

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gives you a large stack of pancakes