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jcsselsoffer‌:

That does sound awfully traumatising, but having her on hand to cook me all the good stuff definitely weighs it out! And is this you telling me you have the audacity to roam the streets fully clothed?! Wow, what a weirdo. And that sounds fun! I’m like, a normal amount of close with my mom – if that makes sense? Not a complete momma’s boy but there’s a lot of love there.

The cooking I can definitely agree with! My mother is always trying to make sure whoever is in her home has enough food in their stomachs. However, I’m not sure it would completely outweigh the lack of boundaries for me like it does for you. Your mom must be an amazing cook! A complete weirdo! I mean who walks the street fully clothed now a days? Especially with Halloween coming up. Momma’s boys are adorable, if you ask me. A guy who loves and respects his mom will treat a woman the same way... unless mama disagrees. Have you ever dated a person your mom didn’t agree with?

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grrreene‌:

I’d only ever report back saying that I’ve bought you the skimpiest of dresses and that we were going to go troll for men the following weekend. I’m not sure if my mom would yell at me or share the information with yours… I’m pretty sure we could actually flip her to work in our favor on the matter. She would want you to find someone that makes your heart sing before your womb gets involved, so she’d placate the shit out of your mom. And I agree. It was kind of like when the wave of leaked photos hit a few years back and the FBI was looking into it. I get it’s a cyber crime, but listen, it also drags out the fact that the nudes were released for ages. My fingers are crossed on that one! I’d probably let one person take ‘em these days, and that’s that. There’s beaches, yes, but the crowdedness of NYC is soo welcome at times.

I have plenty of skimpy dresses so I assure you that would do nothing to ebb her need. Let’s just agree to never get out mothers in the same room to speak about us and our lives. It’s safer that way. It’s almost sad how tasteful nudes have been turned into something perverse in today’s society. There was a time when a person could be completely without clothes and not have to fear retribution and judgement from others. Cyber warriors try to make things better in the world but do the opposite in some cases. There is a beach close enough to NYC, but it is far from white sand gorgeous!

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belxvely‌:

It’s definitely convenient to have her near, but would absence make the heart grow fonder in this instance? I feel like I’d constantly be on the phone with her, if she didn’t live as close as she did, so I would be right there with you. It’s always nice to have a confidant! Especially one who knows your ins and outs. Do you think she’d calm down a bit if you told her you were borrowing a friend’s kid to test it out? I’ve got some curly headed crazies who would love to try to exploit someone new for snacks.

Very true. Different situations make things harder or easier in some cases. Without children, having my mother live close could be rather annoying and intrusive at times. If I had children, I would consider it convenient because she would always be around to watch him/her/them while I do other things or just need me time. Either way, mother annoys me but she is still the one person I know I can always count on no matter what. My mothers passionate fire about grandchildren only ignite when she sees or hears of me with other children! With that being said, if you ever need a sitter consider me your gal.

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jarpadalecxi‌:

Really? That’s interesting. I can’t even imagine living that close to my parents. 

Really! You’re above average! How does that make you feel?

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chan-mas‌:

First thing first is I loved you on Once Upon A Time. I was crushed when it was cancelled. I am happy about what at the very end, but the whole end of the show over all sucked. I am Chandler, it’s nice to meet you.

You are adorable and sweet! Thank you so much! I’m very content with the end but there could have been a few slight changes to make it better for my love Regina. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Chandler! Out of all the characters on the series who was your absolute favorite?

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shtbenzo‌:

Watching children is so fun, like seeing their face light up when you give them their favorite piece of candy, I know trick or treating was always my thing. I do dress up. I can never go a year without dressing up, how about yourself? Do you dress up and decorate?

That is probably one fo the perks of having children, among other things, to dress them up in cute costumes and listen to everyone they see say ‘your child is so cute!’ I dress up on occasion but not every year. Decorating I do go all out for! I love being able to feel the holidays at home! Do you have costume ideas for this year yet?

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hwoodemily‌:

Oh I definitely agree! I feel for you, I really do! I’m so glad mine hasn’t done that just yet. I’m sure she will though. I know! I’m just living my life for now. Right?  That is a bit too older for me to be honest. 

Hopefully, your mother wont do it so you never have to feel the strange pressure to open your legs to make your mother happy. Living life is the best way to be! How much older is your limit?

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belxvely‌:

I don’t think I’ve ever actually calculated how close my mom lives to me, but it may just be within that distance. Now, you’re going to have to excuse me for sighing about the fact that I’m not above average. I do love the fact that she’s within a quick trip to drop of the kiddos or come on over for some bonding time, but I feel a little distance could certainly make the time together all the more sweet. I don’t think I’d want it to change, though. Your mom sounds like she’d be a lot of fun, though… when she wasn’t trying to auction off your womb as rental space.

Everyone has a different view on the topic, which I absolutely love! I don’t have little ones so there isn’t that issue to add into the equation but if I did I’m sure it would be very convenient! And to be fair I kind of bring it on myself since I tell her just about everything. 

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hwoodemily‌:

When you’re in Portland having fun, and all you’re wanting to do is dance with a fake moose. Yes, I’ve been having some weird thoughts! I may or may not be slightly buzzed right now…

I’m a little confused by the fake moose thing?

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mmmargot-r‌:

All I’ve been doing this last week is trying to work out what the hell I’m going to watch on Netflix… Is this what the 2018 adult life has become? Or is my current vege state really not a good idea? 

I do believe that’s what most people do after a certain age. With all the work you’ve done I would say you deserve a few years to just veg out! 

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pwxsley‌:

And your mom is still on the east coast? Because we could make this friendship happen… If she’s a fan of traveling to Jersey. I know most New Yorkers are not, but perhaps we could have them complain to one another instead of complaining to us. I’m not too far behind you, so I definitely get the age thing. I think it’s easier for guys because there’s not really a biological clock, but the age thing. ‘Do you want to be an old man when they’re just graduating high school?’ They’re being used as though there would be multiple children. Panics for sure. Mine doesn’t care what part of the city something major happened in, either. I get a call asking if I’m okay… three boroughs away. 

My mother is still in Brooklyn! It’s hard to drag the woman away. However, she would probably travel in a heartbeat if she knew the new friend had an attractive single son. With that said, I apologize in advance for anything she may say or try to pull! Do you want to be an old man when they graduate high school? Kidding. I’m totally kidding. That’s sweet even if it can get a bit excessive. Your mama just really loves you!

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grrreene‌:

Hey! It was a compliment. I wouldn’t push you to house a baby or anything. It wasn’t too much of a scandal, honestly. It was like ‘oh, there she is’ and I moved on. I feel at the time I was upset about it all, but when I look back on it, I’m more so amused –which I don’t think should be the reaction, but such is life. I’ve been practically naked since on television, so in my mind, it’s taken away from the taboo of the nudes. Humanity does baffle the crap out of me, though! I’m hesitant to be photographed naked these days, as a consolation prize. I completely understand that one!! At least visiting happens often. I feel I’d go back more, if I were from NYC. Florida is wonderful and all, but it’s not New York.

My mother would turn your into her best friend and conspire for you to be her little spy. Honestly, I feel as if that’s how it should be when people’s privacy is invaded. Giving such situations attention only give the hackers validations, which they do not need. A good tasteful nude goes a long way! Maybe one day you’ll find the right photographer to make you feel comfortable. But Florida has beaches for miles!

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jcsselsoffer‌:

I speak to my mom so often on the phone it sometimes feels like she lives with me – but as much as I love the woman, I don’t think my sanity could survive that. And I guess there’s two types of mom! I’d still be living a pants-free life even if were were roomies and I doubt she’d bat an eyelid. Do you at least spend the holidays together?

Just imagine if she actually did live with you! You’d be in your room, feeling all kinds of cozy doing whatever it is you like to do, and then in walks your mother with no boundaries just to see what you’re up to. No thank you. My mother would love for me to live the pants free lifestyle outside the house if it would get her grandchildren. I actually see my mother a lot! I’ve been in Brooklyn visiting family, including her, for a few weeks now. We’re really close but a girl needs her space every now and then. I take it you’re really close with your mom?

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hwoodemily‌:

Exactly! Don’t get me wrong, I would love to have children of my own one day. But not on the suspense of my own mom. Well I’m 27 so maybe 20 to 30 years older than I am. 

The holidays are a blessing and a curse for the grandchild pushing talks. My mom is thankful for what she has but constantly tells me how cute a ‘little lana’ would be in costume or singing Christmas carols. You’re young! You’ve got forever to find yourself a good man or woman. 30 years older is basically old enough to be your father - which is okay if you’re into that kind of thing.

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hwoodemily‌;

Oh god. I mean I get why they want grandchildren, but also I kind of don’t get it? I don’t know if that makes sense or not. But I’m just going to go with it! Same here! Besides all the guys in  my old neighborhood were so  much older than I was. And I keep asking her if she was serious about it, she just laughs at me!

I understand what you’re saying perfectly! If grandchildren are meant to happen they will, and parents should be okay with that. How much older are we talking?

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shtbenzo‌:

It is an under appreciate holiday, I feel like more people love it these days! But yeah, at least last year I was? But maybe this year will be different and they’re all waiting for October to decorate. 

I’m glad more people are seemingly enjoying it because there really is something magical in the air on Halloween! I really love being outside, watching children run around in costumes, going out to parties to see adults reverting back to childlike excitement or even wandering haunted houses to feel the adrenaline of fear! Do you dress up? Hopefully, more of your neighbors do because Halloween decorations are fab!

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hwoodemily‌:

Has she asked you about grandchildren yet? Mine doesn’t, but I know a lot of my friends mothers do that all the time to them! Who knows! She’s tried to hook me up with a few in our old neighborhood a time or two. 

My mother reminds me every day I have yet to give her any from my shriveling up ovaries. Old neighborhood? That sounds interesting! I can’t imagine dating a neighbor because there is no escape if things go south!