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Texts || Orly and Lance

Orly: Whooooa, nice place! When's the homecoming partttttty?

Lance: It's pretty kick ass. Ehhhh, no party probs. Not really her scene idt.

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Yes, Miss! I’ll take all of that into consideration!! Thank you so so so much!!!

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!!!!!! REALLY?! :D :D :D :D :D

You have your own job now, if you want to spend a part of it on a puppy as long as you take care of it (AKA you will be mopping floors and cleaning carpets if it pees inside), you can get one. But remember, we do live in an apartment, so unless you plan on taking lots of walks, you need to consider the activity level of the dog. 

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!!!!!! REALLY?! :D :D :D :D :D

Got out of work early today and fell in love with this little guy. I so want a puppy! 

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Got out of work early today and fell in love with this little guy. I so want a puppy! 

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Texts | Lauren and Lance

Ren: Don't do that. Explain.

Lance: you only saw him looking at James.

Lance: He looked at you whenever you weren't looking at him.

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Texts | Lauren and Lance

Ren: No, he wasn't! He was always into James.

Lance: Oh, honey.

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Texts | Lauren and Lance

Ren: Oh, shut up. I don't know if he's attracted to me or just....annoyed that I'm living with an attractive sub. Lol.

Ren: Because you're head over heels for a certain Izzie.

Lance: Idk. He was pretty heart eyes over you in school

Lance: Oh shut up :P

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Texts | Lauren and Lance

Ren: The place he took me was really nice too. I was impressed.

Ren: Well, I figured you would know more than I would. Weren't you always trying to befriend him?

Lance: Wow, guess he really has the hots for you, huh?

Lance: I was always trying to fuck James, yeah, but that's settled down some.

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Texts | Lauren and Lance

Ren: So Tyler took *me* out on a date. I still don't know how I feel about it. It went well, but does this mean that I'm also going to be seeing a lot more of James Harris?

Lance: Did he? Wow, didn't realize he had the balls to do that.

Lance: I guess that depends on if he and James are still tight

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Texts || Izzie and Lance

Izzie: It would be off, but you wouldn't leave my side.

Lance: Then yes please~

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Texts || Izzie and Lance

Izzie: Want to go to a strip club?

Lance: Depends on if the cage stays on or off

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Uuugh yes miss.

Uuuughh.

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Uuuugh I so would but Iz has me permanently caged :(

Uuuughh.

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Why?

Uuuughh.

Is it 1:30 yet?!

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@clarkrichardson bought me this snazzy suit for my work pic today! #workingman #bringinghomethebacon

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You could always invite the one you told Iz about :P I don’t like him but if you do, might as well.

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