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lets see the hags at cvs try to decline my card now that ive got my severed warlock hand talisman

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more medieval manuscript repairs

all from a miscellany containg thomas de chabham's "summa poenitentialis", southern germany (?), first half of the 13th c.

source: Basel, Universitätsbibl., B X 1, fol. 56r, 67r, and 71r

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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

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God remove me from the strongest soldiers list…. take me off the roster

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leonard cohen's you want it darker should be remixed and played in clubs like if i heard "hineni hineni....i'm ready my lord" and then the most insane beat drop of my life i'd see god on the dance floor

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I’ve always wanted to go to a house party like you see in movies but I never found out about any. Was too busy in the monastery where I was trained to kill

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found this INCREDIBLY powerful pic of miss piggy from her 1983 calendar

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オレはいま ちょっとダラシナイかっこうできゅうけい中です

I'm now chilling with a sloppy style

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Beautiful lab grown women in your area

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when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

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Siddhartha gudetama

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remembering all the times i spent money

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anerican choese