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pipe in the basement burst :') directly into an open storage tote of armor :') landlord is not returning my calls because he's probably reasonably asleep :') the water is black :') there's a heat advisory in effect tomorrow :')

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Date everything keeps fumbling *me* specifically, between making hector just an average looking man and then turning shadow lord into a twinky little emo boy....

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"Ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned for a live television first... as we attempt to commune with the devil." Late Night with the Devil (2023) dir. Cameron Cairnes & Colin Cairnes

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I uploaded the fucking trailer to youtube since FX won't <333333

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ALICE: MADNESS RETURNS (2011) dev. Spicy Horse

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weird lil guys

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Giant hermit crab (Petrochirus diogenes)

This specimen is relatively small. P. diogenes is the world’s second-largest hermit crab species, growing large enough to inhabit a full sized queen conch shell and beaten only by the terrestrial coconut crab, which is a hermit crab that stops using shells when it matures.

I can only assume that the the “diogenes” in its name comes from some parallel drawn between the hermit crab’s shell and the philosopher’s habit of sleeping in a large jar.

(Florida, 2/27/21)

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By Andrea Galad

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I'm a simple man. I complete a task, I've earned a treat. I pull out my phone and stare at The Character.

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Me: I'm not very interested in Date Everything. Just hasn't grabbed me.

@thepinkestpug: Your HVAC is a stalker who hides in the vents.

Me:

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The family Channichthyidae are more commonly known as icefish, and they are the only known vertebrates that lack hemoglobin in their blood as adults. As a result their blood is white and their skin appears translucent.

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I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

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I made a Prequelle VHS cover.

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All I gotta say is, all that needs to be said, and I know you’ll understand -

Copia when he says, “Thank you, baby!”

im guessing u mean this one bc yes, yes I do understand

cred to @hxcfairy i got this from ur tt :))

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Copia finishing his first album with "If you had life eternal" and Perpetua finishing his with "I am afraid of eternity, too" has me frothing from my mouth. it hits me so hard right in the existential anxiety part of my brain that i'm doing backflips right now