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Sometimes you just want the nastiest, sluttiest, make all A03 blush, kind of sex. And hey. I also want that.

I said what I said and meant it

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Omg same. I have saved so many of them!

sheesh. i go into pinterest for nsp references and every time i see photos of danny in the pure elegance tour outfit, godDAMN! he’s so pretty 🫠🩷 like, this is me every time i see those high resolution concert photos

tl:dr, this is a danny sexbang appreciation post :]

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Cookies!Demon Danny Sexbang!

I recently have been listening to more of Attitude City before the NSP show I went to back in June to prepare for the setlist. One of my favorite song skits from the album HAS to be Cookies. The MV for it is so so silly. I loved it so much!! But when I went to see if anyone made any fanart from it, like Mystic Crystal for example— THERE WAS NONE?? I WAS SO SURPRISED. There’s literally no fanart of the Cookies music video!! So I got inspired to make a design based on the demon costume Danny had on, so I guess it’s like a small au idea? There’s no lore or anything- just a couple of head canons! I just wanted to draw something cool and funny :]

and you could totally attack me on Artfight since I dropped this ref on my profile…. (totally not an excuse to have other artists make more fanart based on one of my favorite NSP music videos for shits and giggles)

If you wanna use this design as fanart, PLZ tag me! I’d love to see it!!

UPDATE: THREE AND A HALF HOURS LATER MY FRIEND JUST ATTACKED ME WITH THIS CHARACTER AFTER I UPLOADED THE REF ON THERE- SKYZO WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU—

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i wanna make it unequivocally clear that there are no time limits when it comes to rping with me. idc if you're scrolling through your drafts and you find a thread of ours from two years ago+ and you wanna continue it... but you're afraid i'll be upset with you bc it's been so long...

babes, i am holding your face so gently when i say this: do the thing. i promise, the only thing i'mma be when i see that notif is excited

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I really love their "doomed demon couple" moment

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@belle-the-witch-bitch is that you?

Can yall believe @jade-jupiter commissioned me to draw Betty? My current hyperfixation wife? I’ve never whipped something out so fast in my life, what a treat!!

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Hiyaaa, I have a request ^ ^

Do think you could make some headcanons of how the Bayverse boys would act around you when they start to have feelings for the reader? like how fast they would realise they had feelings, whether they would try hinting it or keep it hidden, if how they act around reader changes drastically or has little to no difference.

And also, if you want to, headcanons of the Bayverse boys when it comes to confessions? Like if they're the ones who confess or reader has to be the one to confess, how they would react to it (if being confessed to), where it would happen or how it would happen (like is it just a random "funny thing, i've had a crush on you the past couple months" while watching TV or a carefully thought out plan to be as romantic and meaning as possible). Thank youu !!!

Oh my God, I absolutely love this idea! I hope you’ll like my version of it!

When They Realize They’re Falling for You (Bayverse TMNT x Reader)

Leonardo – The Slow Realizer, Quiet Protector

Catching Feelings

•Leo takes a long time to realize he’s falling. He’s so focused on duty, leadership, and keeping his brothers safe that he suppresses anything that feels “too personal.”

•At first, he just notices he’s always hyper-aware of your presence. He listens more intently when you speak, he watches how others interact with you.

•When he does realize it’s romantic, he’s deeply conflicted. He doesn’t think he should have feelings, let alone act on them.

•Still, his behavior shifts:

•He starts checking in on you more.

•Offers to train with you a lot (even if you don’t fight).

•Subtle smiles just for you, more eye contact, softer voice.

Confession

•Leo wouldn’t confess first unless he’s sure you return the feelings.

•If you confess, he’s initially surprised but serious, giving you his full focus. He wants to be sure you understand what being with him means.

•When he confesses (if ever), it’s carefully thought out, private, and sincere.

•Likely late at night, maybe on a rooftop, when the city is quiet.

•Might say something like: “I tried not to feel this way. But it’s you. It’s always been you.”

•He’ll make you feel safe, like you just unlocked the part of him no one else gets to see.

Donatello – The Overthinker, Gentle Nerd

Catching Feelings

•Donnie realizes it pretty fast, but he immediately falls into denial.

•“It’s just dopamine. She makes me laugh. That doesn’t mean anything.”

•Internally, he’s spiraling. He’ll replay your interactions in his head, obsess over every detail. Externally? He’s awkward as hell.

•Starts inventing reasons to be near you: fixing your phone, upgrading your laptop, making gadgets “just because.”

•Blushes a lot, laughs at your jokes (even the bad ones), and gets nervous touching you.

•His voice cracks. He stammers. It’s kind of adorable.

Confession

•He wants to confess, but it takes him forever to work up the nerve.

•If you confess first, he’s shocked and then so relieved he just starts rambling:

•“Wait, really? You too? Because I-I’ve had this hypothesis for weeks, but I didn’t want to assume and-oh my god, I’m so glad-”

•If he confesses:

•He’ll do it through a gadget, maybe he gives you something with a little message hidden in the code.

•Or he leaves a note tucked in a repair he did for you.

•Or blurts it out randomly after a bonding moment, like:

•”You know I think about you more than is statistically healthy, right?”

Raphael – The Deniable Crush, Slow Burn Angst

Catching Feelings

•Last to admit it to himself. He feels it , hard but refuses to name it.

•Acts like nothing’s changed, but his brothers can tell, he’s more irritable, distracted, easily jealous.

•He’ll tease you more, maybe annoy you just to get your attention.

•If you’re in danger, he goes feral. No hesitation, no chill. You become his number one priority.

•He stares at you a lot when you’re not looking. The moment you catch him, he grumbles and looks away.

•Deep down, he thinks he’s too messed up to be loved, so he guards his heart fiercely.

Confession

•Will not confess unless pushed to the absolute emotional limit, like you’re leaving, or he thinks he’s lost you.

•If you confess first:

•Freezes.

•Once he believes you, he opens up in the most raw, honest way.

•If he confesses:

•It’ll be mid-argument or emotionally charged moment.

•“You don’t get it… I can’t stop thinking about you, and it’s driving me insane.”

•Might kiss you in the middle of a breakdown, then apologize for being rough.

Michelangelo – The Heart-on-His-Sleeve Flirt

Catching Feelings

•Realizes it first and fastest.

•At first, he thinks it’s just another crush. But when he notices how nervous you make him, how badly he wants your approval, he knows it’s more.

•Suddenly, his flirting becomes more genuine, a little softer.

•He starts doing little things just for you, your favorite snacks, playlists, inside jokes.

•Will still joke and play, but his eyes linger longer. His hugs last a bit too long. He gets quieter when you’re sad, he feels it with you.

Confession

•Most likely to confess first, but in a very Mikey way.

•Might be spontaneous, like while playing games or watching TV:

•“So, like… funny thing. I’ve been totally in love with you for, like, three months. Cool, right?”

•If you confess first:

•He will absolutely scream internally.

•Grins the widest you’ve ever seen. Might tackle-hug you.

•“You’re joking. Wait, for real? For REAL? Bro, I’m gonna cry. Don’t look at me.”

•After that, he’s all in. Constant compliments, physical affection, proud to show he’s yours.

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Can we bring back the muscular ninja turtles? Seriously... Please.

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👉👈 group flirt? lol

For a change, all four brothers were out at the club. Don had finished his DJ set and joined the other three at their reserved booth. Conversation was jovial, drinks were flowing, and security was keeping overly friendly people at bay unless the boys indicated otherwise.

They had all agreed to just chill tonight, but if anyone caught the eye of one of them, the understanding was clear. Do not interfere. They rarely fought over potential partners, but every now and then more than one had interest in the same person. Tonight Leo wanted no fighting. So first come first serve, was the rule of the evening. Everything was going fine until Mike spotted a hot blond and couldn't keep his mouth shut. "HOT! DAYUM! Bruh, I would crawl through a mile of glass just for the privilege of giving her a sniff!" "Jeezus Mike! What the hel... holy shit. Yeah not happening, that sweet thing is commin home wit me tonight." There was a growl in Raph's voice. Leo and Don looked between their brothers, then over at the girl. Both had raised brows. Ever the diplomat Leo spoke. "Whoever gets her number first, takes her home." Security went over to the girl, gestured her toward the table. When she sat there were already drinks being offered and she had the attention of all four of them. "Uh, Hey?" She was nervous and confused, but also interested. "I'm Lori, um... did I do something." "Nah pretty lady, we just wanted to get to know you better." Mikey put on his most charming smile and decided to shoot his shot first. "Girl, I want you on my pizza, cause you are a FINE-apple" Raph barely held back a groan and pushed Mike's shoulder. "Fer cryin out loud.. ya cheese." He turned his smoulder on Lori. "Don't mind him, but I can't really blame him. Yer so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​" Don knew he couldn't compete but dammit he was going to try. He never had the best luck with this sort of thing. "Just so you know, I’m good at algebra. I can easily replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y." His face was bright red before he even finished. Leo just glanced around at his brothers. "I hope you aren't too overwhelmed by my brothers. You are incredibly beautiful, it is hard not to recognize that. I mean, the sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous."

All four looked at Lori eagerly, wondering who she might choose.

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BUT ITS HARD

“Learn to say no without explaining yourself.”

— Unknown (via thoughtkick)

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Lori blushes right up to her ears. "OH my god Raph! Please get up! You're too much!"

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"Hey there Lori I was wonderin somethin. Are you sure you’re not tired? Because you’ve been runnin through my mind all day baby." Raph was doing his best to keep an even smooth tone, a little growl to his voice. Thinking he was charming he tried to lean casually against the wall, but missed and stumbled. He managed to catch himself, and did a couple push ups to make it seem like that was the plan all along, then just rolled onto his side and looked up at her. "Looks like yer hotness knocked me right over."

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unintentional? is that what we're going with? ;)

-god. tumble is so odd in it's censorship-

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who do you think won the water battle?

Honestly? The boys did. Because we both ended up soaked and our clothing probably should have been more strategic. I think we gave and unintentional show.

(I wanted to use a wet t-shirt gif, but man was there a lot of nip)

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Lori pats his shoulder, "It's okay big guy. People will see that and think, damn he must be a good lay." She gives her biggest shit eating grin.

Yelp Review: 4/5 Stars

Raphael is a great sexual partner. Has the stamina, the moves and great physical strength to make any plus size person feel like a floating leaf. Tongue is great. Dirty talk is on point. Dick, 10/10 but make sure he stretches you out before he pushes in. Large and in charge. Very generous lover. King of Aftercare.

I only keep a star to the fact that you can not feel your genitalia afterwards. The soreness is REAL! And the mess. Found a glob of cum just chilling in my hair after two days.

Overall. Would fuck again.

Raphael is, for once, speechless. He is torn between being embarrassed by such honesty and tiny bit hurt that he lost a star because of his fat hog. Still, as hard as it is for him to take a compliment, he is still thrilled to get such a raving review of his prowess.

So he just stands there blushing, not sure of what to say. Because he is both flattered, but also his ego cannot handle that missing star with any level of maturity because, well, he is himself after all.

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I got a Kitty. His name is Tater, like tater tots.

Cutest boy ever. Very sweet!

He is king of the house and has been only here for less than a week 🩵

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Glad to hear that. Don’t be getting into much trouble ;)

curious if you're still around :)

I am sweetheart, just had some stuff goin on. I am workin on bein around more.

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What's a little clingy cuddling between friends?

More Polin, spicier version on bsky

Naked version exclusively on patreon

I drew like 3 versions of this lol just to make my life more difficult.