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baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

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I BITE

SUMMARY: before their relationship; the two have a drink at his house

LENGTH: 3 pages

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i hate when a piece of kids media is so well made that people start saying "clearly this was made FOR adults not for silly little babies. we are the true target demographic" like cmon man. you don't have to pretend it's something it isn't. sometimes things that are made for 12 year olds are good.

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ghost fish

twitter/ insta/bluesky/ store

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Last night I had a dream where I found myself in a mental asylum that was in a multifandom AU of Deltarune that someone made and House MD was Tenna for some reason and the only difference was that instead of having Tenna’s face it was just his and it looked like this

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it is beautiful when men are divorced from each other and they weren't even married in the first place

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She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

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i think it's funny when people say "yeah the writers use they/them for this character but that doesn't necessarily mean the character is nonbinary" because i guess it's true but by that logic i can say "yeah this character is referred to with he/him but they never say he's a man so i can do whatever i want" which i may actually start doing because it sounds based as fuck. if you want me to believe that action hero is a man maybe you should've been more direct about it smh.

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TPOT 20 💔

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page 324, chapter 7

poor casey just wants to share bug facts and keep a harvestman from being unnecessarily killed and she’s getting shamed for it, let my girl enjoy her bugs in peace!!! btw did you guys know daddy longlegs aren’t actually spiders because i didn’t know that until i went browsing their wikipedia article for this scene

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something that came into my mind while I was laying with fever

without text

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Touch

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one of my brother’s work/school friends made him dinosaur cupcakes?? with little edible dinosaurs on them and sprinkles and blue and green icing and a chocolate centre??? for his 18th birthday?? and she checked in with his friends and asked if they thought he’d like them???

its so cute?? she’s definitely into him like. not to enforce heterosexuality onto this girl but its pretty blatant. anyway thats adorable and the cupcakes were so pretty i felt bad eating them

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me when i get one (1) note on tumblr dot com from my beloved mutuals: they lovme❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏😭😭❤️❤️😁😁😁😁😁✨️✨️☝️☝️☝️☝️😁😁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💜💜💜💗❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🫂🫂🫂🫂i love them 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜 f ried n

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Squirrelflight and Leafpool as firestar ship hypokits