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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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i love to cheat on crossword puzzles i call it learning new things
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Damn this is like witnessing a murder
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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time
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realized ive completely isolated myself and that im actually fine with it. stopped texting people first. stopped telling people what happens to me, good or bad. even stopped writing shit on twt. stopped writing shit in general.
and im really ok with it, i don't miss any of it.
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Oliver Bearman trying to understand what the fuck is happening in this weird ass race

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
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Rauischholzhausen Castle. Germany (by Philip Jahn)
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