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d20s weighted to roll 20s are stupid. weight it to favor like, 12 or 13. nobody will notice if you're rolling slightly above average a lot.

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i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

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but enough toys. have at you

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I feel like there are 3 possible outcomes for murderbot:

a) everyone starts using he/him once they learn its sentient

b) people start using he/him but it corrects them. Like " please don't call me he that's a human thing" or smth

c) the single instance of "he" so far is not followed up on and it never comes up again

I would strongly prefer c but b would be fine too. a would piss me off

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"Okay, but it's not a dragon, a dragon has" if putting it in the sky would be sick as fuck, it's a dragon. Whales are dragons.

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i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

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favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

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Vaporeon -- Naoki Saito

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A neat thing about 2025 being 45² is that it can also be written as (20+25)²

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

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i know things are getting bad when i think about playing maplestory again

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I thought it was decent. A lot more lighthearted and with less murder than I expected. Not that that's a problem. A lot of similar media doesn't focus enough on character so I appreciated that aspect of it

I got "all systems red" from the library today. Tumblr book recs have let me down too many times so y'all had better not be lying about this one being good

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the council just snnounced that it's now "Super-illegal" to draw fanart of that emaciated cheekbone guy from the league of legends cartoon. my heart goes out to everyone affected

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sharenian knights if they were sprited during pre-bb + comparisons

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Best Marina lines

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no! touching grass will kill her she needs tv show that sucks to live