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I kinda hate when leftists are like "pick up artists and incels have it all backwards! the real way to get attention from women is to be kind, responsible, and to respect women" because it's just doing the same thing over again; telling them that if they emulate certain behaviors they will be rewarded. It's dishonest. I know lots of men who are kind and respectful and interesting, who have everything going for them, but still can't get dates. Sometimes you are just unlucky. The only "male dating strategy" that isn't selling a myth is to acknowledge that there is no correct strategy, because people are complicated and you can't life hack social interaction.

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earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.

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on right now immediately august 1 2025 and every day after everyone should ask r/curatedtumblr moderation to add you to their blacklist the look on their faces when the sub dies will be awesome 👍

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This is the exact type of people who say that Superman is punk

tumblr sucks so bad it turns awesome.

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There is the you that remains that remains and remains

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this tweet is ruining my life rn

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I love when people on social media try to use "babe" in a condescending way. It always lands completely wrong for me. I love you too, baby. I am kissing you on the mouth

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i have classes for 12 hours straight so you guys can have this instead 💔💔💔

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Literally everybody does have that friend named Polonius that hides behind their tapestries

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mot deserves a fucking promotion if i was the enterprise barber and picard came in bald as shit asking for a cut id flip my lid

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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to

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have the anthy rgu and makima and asa chainsaw man and beato umineko and kainé nier and harrow locked tomb fans heard the good news of iris kwan 1000xresist yet. sound of the summer

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hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

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look, it's easy, okay? High Fantasy has An Hero whose Destiny is Sword, and Low Fantasy has Some Schmoe whose Job is Sword.

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Also the characters are hot and have lesbian clone sex!!!

Look at them! The pink one is even a mad scientist

1000xRESIST is at its lowest price ever on steam right now.

If you ever take one recommendation form my blog it should be this. It's short, easy to play, and doesn't require a fancy gaming PC.

if you like deep narratives like Disco Elysium, Clair Obscur, Edith Finch and Outer Wilds, or mind-bending Sci-fi like Nier Automata, Signalis, or Uchikoshi games, you should at least give this game a try.

It also has plenty of doomed yuri, if that's your sort of thing.

The game may be only about 10 hours long, but will leave you thinking about it for weeks.. or years, for me.

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Imagine you have to pee really bad but you're in the blue prince house and can't seem to draft the lavatory, which room are you pissing in

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)